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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Ringdrotten on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:40 am

When I finish that longship Very Happy

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:43 am

Shouldn't be too long, judging from the pic of your laTest camping equipment wood chopping won't be a problem. (They are trying to ban the carrying of any knives here- with arrest on the spot, all because neds keep stabbing each other- whats the problem? Fewer neds left standing the better!)

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Ringdrotten on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:47 am

Darwin had a word for that - Natural selection Wink

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:52 am

Don't think Neds would survive long 'in the wild' unless you count mugging folk for drug money as being a hunter/gatherer!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Tinuviel on Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:15 am

I just saw Robert Plant!!!!!!!!!!!!
He played Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble On, I was screaming my head off!!!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:22 am

Congrats, but I'm jealous! Laughing I remember when Led Zeppelin had their reunion concert back in 2007 and there were rumors that they were going on tour. I was so disappointed that they didn't, though I don't know if I could have afforded tickets even if something happened -- they would have probably been hundreds of dollars each. Sad
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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Saradoc on Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:35 pm

Probably around that mark....pretty expensive to go and see those kind of guys. A very lucky friend of mine recently spend around £150 on transport and tickets to see Robert Walter's The Wall on tour. Though she got to see David Gilmour and Nick Mason too though. Gotta love Led Zep though. The Battle of Evermore is an amazing song!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:25 pm

This took the crabbit out of me (momentarily) and made me smile. Quite possibly the worst piece of childrens toy design ever. It had to be Disney.

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Ringdrotten on Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:29 pm

lol!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Kafria on Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:14 pm

oh dear! Laughing

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:22 am

I can't even bring myself to make further jokes about that; it just speaks for itself. Laughing
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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by odo banks on Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:48 am

Are you sure it's a child's toy, Mr Tyrant? Shocked (Sorry folks - one cannot let even the most obvious jokes go by without articulating at least one of them! Very Happy )

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Saradoc on Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:53 pm



From my local newsagents, it always makes me chuckle every time!





Woah. Apologies about the size of the image!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:58 pm

I so want to go there and order 2, just so I can say "Could I have a pair of boobees please". Very Happy

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:51 pm

lol!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Eldorion on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:58 pm

I was at the MVA (what Maryland calls the DMV, something I'm sure all of my fellow Usahobbits are painfully familiar with) earlier and got pretty crabbit when we spent over two hours on the phone and in various lines trying to figure out why our car's registration wasn't showing up in the database. Mad But then we got it figured out and I took the driving test I was there for only two hours late, and I passed! I thought for sure I would fail since it was my first time, but I didn't, and I'm very excited and not at all crabbit anymore to be able to drive on my own now (between the hours of 5am and midnight). Cool
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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:07 pm

Congratulations! Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:31 pm

Well done Eldo!

Seatbelts and no buckie however!!

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Eldorion on Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:30 pm

Thank you very much, guys! I just went driving by myself for the first time: went through one of my favourite back-roads through the nearby horse country till I looped around and took another road back. No buckie or Palantir usage, of course. Cool
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:52 am

This cheered me up this morning after a miserable night shift.
The Master, the God of Crabbit Scots Comedy (yes you can have crabbit comdedy!) Billy Connolly.
This definetly comes with a disclaimer- if you are religous it will probably offend, if you don't like swearing it will certainly offend (he swears like a Scotshobbit, ie continously) but apart from that just enjoy it. Very Happy



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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:49 pm

Haven't seen the vids yet (will do when I have time!), but hasn't Billy Connolly recorded a version of Flower of Scotland?

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Tinuviel on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:27 pm

Congrats on getting your license Eldo! I can get mine in a couple days on my birthday, but because of that surgery I had, I"m a little short on hours. Nontheless! I am a VERY good driver! And I promise I will never be under the influence of Buckie while I drive! (Though I might not be able to stop people from slipping things into my drinks which seems to happen much to often here!!!)

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:46 pm

"I might not be able to stop people from slipping things into my drinks"-Tin

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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by Baingil on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:05 am

Something that is making me uncrabbit:

Ever since one day I complained of being clumsy at my job, my manager has been trying to teach me to juggle. I've been working on it for a while, and today I managed to catch three balls several times in a row, rather than having to chase them as they roll all over the place like I usually do. Finally. Very Happy
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Re: Not so crabbit now!

Post by odo banks on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:47 am

Baingil, you're not a neuro-surgeon by any chance, I hope! Shocked

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