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Post by azriel on Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:18 pm


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:35 pm

Laughing I love cats!

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Post by Bluebottle on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:41 pm

It's odd how cats as a whole seem bored with existence and seem to be constantly looking for distractions, while for dogs everything, anything, really, is instantly interesting and exiting.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:43 pm

Thats why I prefer cats, they have it sussed, life is shit best sleep through 20 hours of every day and spend the other 4 eating, shitting and trying to have sex.
Dogs seem really gullible to me and a bit simple- happy at everything and anything.

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Post by Bluebottle on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:45 pm

Wouldn't you rather be happy at everything and anything though? Yeah.. perhaps not. Razz

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:53 pm

The very idea!!! Mad
If it wasn't for the wonderful power of crabbit we'd all still be happy sitting about in a shitty mud hut eating raw meat.

But luckily for us one day some ancient scotshobbit wondered what all that old fruit juice that had been sitting about would taste like and the first early buckie was invented, followed swiftly afterwards by the first pub fight and the first crabbit rant against the ways of the world.
And before you know it civilisation!

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Post by Bluebottle on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:57 pm

That's the secret behind all those scottish inventions? Shocked I never knew..

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:11 pm

Exactly- get very drunk, rail against the world, have a brilliant drunken 3am idea- improve the world with some tarmacadam or penicillin or if its a really big bender Dolly the Sheep. Nod drunken

Buckie and crabbit- the secret to scottish success. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:55 pm

I think the secret is midges, peoples with a lot of stingy insects up the cake-hole are always crabbit. that's why the English are so relaxed.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:59 pm

Midges are seasonal- crabbit and buckie are 365 days a year Nod

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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:39 pm


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:43 pm

Cool cat Very Happy

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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]

Post by azriel on Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:13 pm

Thumbs Up

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:40 pm

Very Happy

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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:50 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Cool cat Very Happy


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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:39 pm

Very Happy looks like the same cat.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:51 pm

Possibly even cooler Cool

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Post by Bluebottle on Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:22 am

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:01 am

Just when you think you've seen it all... Suspect
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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:30 am

I loved the Pacific rim cat ! Razz The lady with the 'circus' cats reminded me of this Russian geezer. He got cats to do handstands & all sorts of things. Anyhoo, people got airyated & said he must have bullied the cats into doing it, he said the cats did it out of their own free will & his patience & love ?? Dunno Shrugging but what I do know is..you cant make a cat do what it doesnt want to. They sulk, they turn their back on you & ignore you when it suits them Laughing


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Post by Eldorion on Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:14 pm

That was really impressive. I can't help but wonder how many times the poor kitties fell down when learning the height-related tricks though. :/
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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:23 pm

chris63 wrote:

I know she has a bustle but that is just wrong. Mad

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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:24 pm

Yeah, I dont like that one actually, kitties look stressed ?

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