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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:50 pm

Everyone can't be Lee Pace. Shrugging




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Post by azriel on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:56 pm

I was reasonably happy with Cate Blanchett till she went all high on her cocktail of drugs in The Hobbit ! I lost all respect when she went all blueygreen. She brought the Elvish community into total ridicule after that ! She acted as tho she'd been to an old skool rave in a secret local Mad It was only JUST bearable in LOTRs but it all went way to far in The Hobbit. Pinocchio's blue fairy was more in keeping !


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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:13 pm

gotta disagree about Elrond. I thought Hugo was brilliant as an Elf. Lee Pace may have looked more the part but he was deadly dull. Hugo was never ever dull and his face is Elven in a non conventional way, like Kate. pretty boys don't necesarily make the best Elves.

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Post by Eldorion on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:34 pm

Agreed with Mrs Figg about Lee Pace. I get that he has fans from his other roles, but his Thranduil is is boring as hell. Not that it's necessarily his fault, given the material he had to work with, but come on. Movie!Elrond, whatever changes may have occurred, was still a memorable enough character.
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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:48 pm

My Lee Pace comment was mostly a joke. Razz I do feel he had the potential of making a great Thranduil, but the writing and direction didn't give him much of a chance.

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Post by Eldorion on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:55 pm

I can agree with that. Thumbs Up
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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:55 pm

I dont believe it Smile Ive been listening to their albums recently ! "2 steps from Hell" really dish up epic stirring music, "Invincible" is a good album Smile

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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:59 pm

Would they have been a better choice for the sound track ? Howard Shore did sound a tad tired, as tho he was dragging his heels a bit ? & reverting back to LOTRs was never a wise move in my opinion, a bit lazy really ? If there was a definite connection between the 2 stories, ok, but there wasnt.

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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:20 pm

She can have my bow.


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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:30 pm

yours is bent ? Shocked

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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:35 pm

Its cold.


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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:39 pm

Well really Shocked Dam well warm it up man ! Im sure there's a handy dwarfs beard you could snuggle it into ?

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Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:20 pm

chris63 wrote:She can have my bow.


And my axe. :brows:

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Post by halfwise on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:52 pm

I think giving her my sword is most appropriate.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:17 am

she can have my bitch slap Mad

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Post by halfwise on Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:37 am

Sometimes, you just make me happy. I love you

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:23 am

Does she clean fridges?

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Post by azriel on Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:53 am

:facepalm: Smile

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:18 pm

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Post by azriel on Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:30 am

Now that I do like Laughing Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:55 am

Laughing

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