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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:13 pm

That sounds frightening Leelee !! Id run also. I don't what the fun is in clowns ? and why the feck you'de hire one for a childs party IL never know, unless you hated the kid scratch

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Post by chris63 on Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:55 am

Buying a Chinese takeaway £28

Petrol used for collection £2

Getting home and realizing the numpties had forgotten
to put in one of the containers

Riceless

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Post by chris63 on Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:55 am


Been looking after my mate's pet python and I left it overnight in my chest freezer.

I think I'll just give it to him straight.

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Post by chris63 on Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:56 am

This girl went to the doctors with a chesty cough.

The doctor got his stethoscope out, put it to her breasts and said "Right....big breaths"

She replied "Yeth, and I'm not thixteen yet"



Woman goes into a dry cleaners, pulls a dress out of a bag and says

"Can you get these stains out for me"

The woman behind the counter didn't quite catch what she said, so she asked

"Come again"

Woman says, "No it's salad cream"

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Post by azriel on Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:37 pm

Oh gawd ! Very Happy :facepalm:

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Post by azriel on Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:20 pm

A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.
The assistant replies "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives."
"You fucking idiot" said the chemist "You can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replied the assistant "Look at him; he daren't fucking cough now!"

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:35 pm

{{{ Laughing }}}

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Post by azriel on Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:29 pm


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Post by azriel on Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:22 pm

""Buying a Chinese takeaway £28

Petrol used for collection £2

Getting home and realizing the numpties had forgotten
to put in one of the containers

Riceless""
""Been looking after my mate's pet python and I left it overnight in my chest freezer.

I think I'll just give it to him straight.""...................... Chris.

I liked it even better 2nd time Smile Smile Smile


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Post by azriel on Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:23 pm


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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:50 pm

I like that one!

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