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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:13 pm

I'm directing a cowboy film called The Sun.

It's set in the west.

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:38 pm

azriel wrote:I'm directing a cowboy film called The Sun.

It's set in the west.

lol!

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Post by chris63 on Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:52 am

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:21 pm

azriel wrote:I filled my car with petrol last night.

Bit stupid really, most of it poured out when I opened the door.

:facepalm:

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:23 pm

Very Happy

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:28 pm

News just in:



Someone has been killed with a starter pistol !!!



Police think it might be race related..............

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:29 pm

My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to "Spinal Column".



"Can I call you back?" I asked

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:30 pm

Two chaps dressed in armour walk into a hotel lobby.



One says, "A room for two knights please

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:42 pm

BREAKING: A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage has lost his case.

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Post by azriel on Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:17 pm

I suffer from diarrhoea

My father suffers from diarrhoea as did his father



Runs in the family

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Post by azriel on Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:21 pm

My uncle had his tongue shot off in WW2..
He doesn't talk about it tho.

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