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Post by halfwise on Tue May 24, 2016 2:56 pm

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Hero Woman Gets Back at Cheating Ex By Spoiling Game of Thrones Every Monday Morning
This is Red Wedding-caliber revenge.

BY MICHAEL SEBASTIAN

Do not fuck with this woman. In a now-Reddit post, a man claims that his ex-girlfriend, whom he calls Dany, exacts revenge on him every week by spoiling Game of Thrones.

If that seems harsh, wait until you read about this guy.

They dated for a little over a year but broke up a couple months ago. It was a long-distance relationship. He got jealous over her guy friends and insecure about her sexual history and, like a turd, sought to remedy the situation by sleeping with a former girlfriend.

They broke up. The girlfriend learned of his cheating ways, and he said some hurtful things.

Now here's where the story gets good.

Dany introduced this idiot to Game of Thrones, which he loves. She also blocked him on all forms of communication. On the Monday after Season Six premiered, however, Dany unblocked him and sent him a message: "It was literally just every spoiler from the first episode," the guy wrote.

"Since then she spoils the show for me every week. I tried to ask her to stop but she blocks me immediately after she sends the message. I blocked her on whatsap, but she did it via Facebook. Then the next week it was text. She even borrowed one of our mutual friends phones to do it, and I fell for that. (Our mutual friends are all closer to her and apparently hate me now because of what she's told them about me.) I can't watch it before she ruins it [because] I have to wait til my girlfriend (my ex ex) is home from work to watch it with her."

Commenters skewered this guy, saying he deserved it. They also commended the girlfriend for her next-level revenge. And ultimately he removed the post, so there's no telling whether it's even legit. Either way, Dany's move would make any character on Game of Thrones truly proud. And honestly? The guy got off pretty easy.


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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Tue May 24, 2016 6:00 pm

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue May 24, 2016 7:41 pm

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 25, 2016 2:01 pm

Season 6 is amazing! Razz Sad cheers

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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by halfwise on Wed May 25, 2016 3:21 pm

The pace has certainly picked up, from what I can gather. This bodes well for the books, which had certainly began to drag as pieces were moved into position before any real action has begun.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 25, 2016 5:11 pm

They seem to be trying to tie up many secondary characters and either kill them off or send them off into the unknown, streamlining things for the final push. As there will only be two more short seasons left.

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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by chris63 on Thu May 26, 2016 3:44 am

Now i want to see Zombie Mountain do violence on Mr Sparrow and his cult. That should shake me out of last weeks episode.
9am Monday morning can't come quick enough.

I don't like Monday's.................I love Mondays.


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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 26, 2016 12:48 pm

me too! I think the High Sparrow is way more annoying and dangerous than Ramsey Bolton.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat May 28, 2016 2:19 pm

oh I think I have sussed out the ending of Game of Thrones. this is my theory, I haven't read it elsewhere it just came to me thinking about it.
I reckon in the end they ALL die apart from Arya. Valar Morghulis, all men must die, that is a constant and its said a lot. I also kept wondering about Arya and the many faced god. Why she has to train to be allowed to take on any face she wants to use. Everyone will die and Arya will put on their faces to rule Westeros. In the hall of faces they will all be there. Arya could use the face of Dany to sit on the iron Throne, or the face of Sansa to rule the North. its probably ridiculous but I wondered why its so important for Arya to learn this skill, it doesn't seem to fit for any other purpose.
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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat May 28, 2016 7:53 pm

ha ha most of the people on this vid have got better looking with age specially the men. I think the only person who was as good looking young as he was older is Jorah Mormont.


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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun May 29, 2016 4:07 pm

whoop whoop! episode 6 is coming!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun May 29, 2016 6:21 pm

if you haven't seen episode 5 'The Door' its probably better you don't watch this. Sad


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Post by chris63 on Mon May 30, 2016 8:06 am

This was always going to be a let down after last week.


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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon May 30, 2016 2:22 pm

watching it tonight, but yeah the episodes are mostly one shocking one and then one quieter one afterwards. I thought that episode 6 would probably be low key. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon May 30, 2016 3:39 pm

cheers Cheerleader Metal :carrot:

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Re: Game of Thrones Appreciation Thread

Post by Forest Shepherd on Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:02 am

That was my favourite episode this season. I outlined my reasons over in the *cough*real*cough* GoT thread. 

Anyway, just had that positive comment to make!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:00 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:That was my favourite episode this season. I outlined my reasons over in the *cough*real*cough* GoT thread. 

Anyway, just had that positive comment to make!

Suspect this is the real GOT thread buster!

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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:06 am

whatever happened to the last living Baratheon, Gendry after Ser Devos freed him?


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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:11 pm

yeah he seems to have disappeared.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:17 pm

The joke is that he's still rowing.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:37 pm

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