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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:49 am

Think I'll stick with Carpenters.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:57 am

Mmm s that like a pay thing? Or are the courses free?

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Post by chris63 on Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:02 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Mmm s that like a pay thing? Or are the courses free?

I like the pictures at the top.

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Post by Eldorion on Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:30 am

They're in the process of establishing their own university to give out credit for these classes? Suspect Whaaaa...?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:35 am

I smell something fishy (and it isn't Ringdrotten!)

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Eldorion on Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:02 am

No, it's just the new caviar buckie they're introducing! drunken
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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:18 pm

chris63 wrote:Wasnt sure which thread to put this on.

http://sacnoths.blogspot.com/2011/07/more-on-horne.html

Agree with the views on Tolkien and his writing for children.

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Wisey Banks on Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:44 am

"Orcs were men once,
A long long time ago,
But slowly civilization changed them
into sub-men, you know.

After that they made weaponry
out of sticks and rocks,
And then moved on to the Media
And name their children Azog
(or Murdoch)."


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Post by Orwell on Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:42 am

Only too true, Wisey.

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Ally on Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:44 pm

Would have been clever if you had set that rhyme up to have a jab at men. For example:


Orcs were men once,
A long long time ago,
But slowly advancing civilization changed them
into better things, you know.



I would have laughed...honest!

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Eldorion on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:10 pm

I thought the "Battle of the Sexes" was supposed to end around the same time as Middle School... Question
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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:13 pm

If only Eldo. If only. Mad

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:14 pm

Ah yes, I forgot about you and Pretty. Laughing Where is she, anyway; did Baingil scare her off yesterday? Razz
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:24 pm

I handed her over to Pure Publications to take care of after that Illuvatar knows.

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Pretty Tyrant on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:34 pm

Elves do not scare me, its all show with them, and they never do their hair properly- have you seen the state of those wood elves hair with twigs and leaves in it? Mad Besides if Baingil would just play nice and let me come round for a visit she might find I can be just as nice and comforting to my fellow females as I can to males. There is no need to fight, yet. I love you

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Post by Mirabella on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:21 am

Pretty Tyrant wrote:Elves do not scare me, its all show with them, and they never do their hair properly- have you seen the state of those wood elves hair with twigs and leaves in it? Mad Besides if Baingil would just play nice and let me come round for a visit she might find I can be just as nice and comforting to my fellow females as I can to males. There is no need to fight, yet. I love you

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Re: Tolkien and evolution?

Post by Baingil on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:26 am

No thanks, Pretty. Laughing Though there's no need to fight as long as you stay away from Eldo. Wink
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Post by Mirabella on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:32 am

Baingil wrote:No thanks, Pretty. Laughing Though there's no need to fight as long as you stay away from Eldo. Wink

Perhaps I could help divert Pretty, Bain? I'd sincerely like to help! Very Happy
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Post by Pretty Tyrant on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:39 am

I am not ignoring you Honey. I thought you were inovled with that Lesbo Proudfoot, I don't like her. I don't mind a bit of carpeting but she scares me. And Pure Publications would go crazy if they heard I'd been anywhere near the Archet Bugle so I'm afraid gettng you know better willl have to wait until you are not staying in Lesbo's hole. Until then let me whisper something in your ear to give you sweet dreams {{{{{..................}}}}}

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Post by Baingil on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:41 am

Go ahead and divert her, if you like (and you can!)
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Post by odo banks on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:52 am

{{{{{I trust you plan a ruse, Mirabella? Entice Pretty out into the open, then arrest her on multiple unrespectability charges. These kind of people do need to be locked up. What! Flirting not only with guys, but gals as well! Never heard of! Shocked }}}}}

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Post by Saradoc on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:02 am

I think the moral if this thread is that poems derail everything. Whose fault is it this time?

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Post by Orwell on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:47 am

Saradoc wrote:I think the moral if this thread is that poems derail everything. Whose fault is it this time?

Sorry, my friend, we must have mistaken this for the "Evolution of Poetry" Thread. Anyone could have made that mistake. Very Happy

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Post by Ally on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:18 pm

Orwell wrote:
Saradoc wrote:I think the moral if this thread is that poems derail everything. Whose fault is it this time?

Sorry, my friend, we must have mistaken this for the "Evolution of Poetry" Thread. Anyone could have made that mistake. Very Happy

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