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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:18 am

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:28 am

{{That sausage roll recipe is a bit too elaborate Mad drunken }}}

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by halfwise on Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:35 am

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by azriel on Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:41 pm

lol! to it all Smile

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:00 pm

I thought a Jammy Dodger was a biscuit? flipping weird Scotshobbits or what. Rolling Eyes
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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by azriel on Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:54 pm

Yeah, a Jammy Dodger is a biscuit, comes in a packet, You get them at Tesco, Asda etc, You can get other flavours also now. Very Happy
I think its cuz the Scots suffer with brain freeze, the further north you go the colder it gets, got to affect something I spose & seeing as the numpty noggins are on full display its the obvious target Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:19 pm

{{{I have never heard a jam sandwich referred to as a jammy dodger in my life- jammy dodger is a biscuit- a jam sandwich in Scotland is known as 'a piece' }}

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:40 pm

{{Or visit Glasgow's fine chippy's instead where the entertainment comes free Nod }}





{{And dont forget Glasgow's fine public transport system to help you about the city, it too comes with free entertainment}}



{{But if you are really lucky instead you will get a bus of Glasgow pensioners, the best group of people in the world for a good time and a laugh when stuck on a bus}}


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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:20 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:


erm have I ever thought about Irn bru in the context of pork?

answer. NO!! not recently. Shocked
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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:25 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

what he didn't tell you is you need BUPA dental insurance and a pair of pliers for when your jaws are stuck together.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:30 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

He has to be Canadian. poor innocent creature in the big bad world with his floppy hat.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:37 pm

{{Dont knock our fine cuisine Figg until you've tried it! Mad (and its had a fair go at knocking your teeth out!) }}}

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by halfwise on Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:44 pm

I'm sure the Glasgow scenes would all be a lot more entertaining if I could understand more than one word out of three! Twisted Evil

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Re: Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

Post by azriel on Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:13 am

Laughing

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