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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:03 pm

Baron Ironfang
You are here Thir Eldorion, thomething thtranger than thtarnge ith happening; I have the wortht craving, a craving worthe tahn ever before. I fear that the change from the Kkkingdom of Futttura to this forum hathh done thomething to me. The tranthffformathion hath already thtarted. I have a lithping thththtutter and hhhhuge bbbuck teeth. W w w wood Wood get me a tree, it ith too llate tto get me into the dungeon. NOOOOOO, I am a were beaver, I need a tree and a thhwimm; I will nnever live the thyame of thithh

Sir Eldorion sees a giant beaver bounding along at a rapid pace, taking down two trees without breaking his stride before he dissapears into the depths of the lake which is near the fortress.

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:03 pm

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Well can't say I didn't warn you Eldo, least Tin seems to have had the good sense to keep away, this will only get worse before it gets better (if ever) I fear!!

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:03 pm

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!
Please say "here" if you are present. Everyone who would like to sleep away their insanity should simply say they would like to.
I'll only be able to keep the spell upon all of you for a day.

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:04 pm

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No, you've lain your Spell on me Eternally, Tin! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:04 pm

Eldorion
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Ahem.

Alas, poor Baron Ironfang. Will he survive? Will he be attacked by a giant woodchipper? Shall we ever see him again? I guess we'll find out tomorrow morning, but for now I'm off to bed. Best to be there when Tin casts her spell. Very Happy

P.S. "here"

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:05 pm

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Just peeking in to keep an eye on things. Wink

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:05 pm

Baron Ironfang
Sir Eldorion, psssst, where are my clothes? We can't have the Baron going around naked. Wow, did I do all that? Who used all the freshly cut logs to build seven log cabins by the lake next to the Fortress of Lore?

I wonder if that is what happened to the Entwives, did a were beaver get to them ? and are they now just a log cabin?

Oh the shame of it all, next month someone should put an end to it all and turn me into a hat and a coat.

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:05 pm

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Stay in your log cabin and I'll send an underling by with what's left of your clothes. Wink They got pretty torn up by the transformation, though.

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:06 pm

Baron Ironfang
Thankyou Sir Eldorion, don't worry about the shredded clothes. I have a plentifull wardrobe.

By way of thanks, here are fifty thousand Futuran gold pieces, enough to build yourself a Manor house with round tower. There are enough peasants on the forum to plough your fields.

I was right in Knighting you, you have consistently shown your self to be a man of honor.

As to my identity, I am not GB, as if I was I would have manifest myself as a were beard.

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:06 pm

Baron Ironfang
Hells Bells, the moon is at 98% full tonight. Sir Eldorion, get the spare clothes ready

I am starting to hate this place, I have no idea what I am going to change into on this forum, my equilibrium is Roarrrrrr Honey, I need my honey, Tell them about the honey mummy,

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:07 pm

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The ginger look suits you Baron Honey Monster Wink

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:07 pm

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You need your eyes tested, I'm STRAWBERRY BLONDE

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:07 pm

Baron Ironfang
((((((Sir Eldorion, this form suits me, I can still talk and wear my clothes, I am down in the log cabin nearest the shore of the lake and am adapting it into a gentlemens club by invite only, no ladies, no peasants no riff raff and as many sugar puffs as you would ever want. As well as the puffs we have leather chairs, cigars, pipe weed, brandy schnaps single malts and a billiards table. Keep this secret and only reply in secret. Use the secret knock at the door that I taught you.))))))

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:08 pm

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(((((I'll be around later, Baron.)))))

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Old Forum on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:08 pm

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What a curious place this is! What curious people! :?

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Orwell on Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:57 pm

I wonder whatever happened to old Balin Banks.  Laughing 

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Norc on Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:58 pm

why, orwel,why do u keep bumping these old threads?
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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Bluebottle on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:01 am

It's an advanced version of a spamathon? For people over 94 who remember these threads?  Shrugging 

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Norc on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:04 am

perhaps...
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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Orwell on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:14 am

You know nothing of the Ninetarian mind, children. Not a thing.  Suspect 

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Re: The Fortress of Lore

Post by Orwell on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:15 am

Btw Blue - have you checked out my comments on that silly Fjordian Cafe thread?  Very Happy 

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