Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please)

by **Orwell** on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:36 am

Are you sure about that? Suspect

by Norc on Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:44 am

why shouldn't I scratch

by halfwise on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:02 pm

was on the old forum a ways back. Started seeing Eldorian and Petty on the the-hobbit-movie, but when the word 'crabbit' started making the rounds there I got homesick.

Where's Odo?

by Norc on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm

hi! welcome home Very Happy

by **Pettytyrant101** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:13 pm

Welcome back Halfwise!! cheers

Great to see you here once again. Don't mind my bandages, got tricked by some Vikings into going into a geyser-long story-as everything on Forumshire is. Theres a bit of Viking contoingent here now- I think weve been invaded or something but with less rape and pillageing than one might expect but a lot more cheek!
A browse of the recent threads will help bring you up to date, sort of, we may have elevated going off topic to an art form I fear.
But you can always catch up on events in the newspapers in the off topic section-I recommend the Daily Purist and News of the Pure myself as I'm contractually obligated to.
So glad you found us again. Very Happy

Welcome home and have a buckie (before my Paw drinks it all- thats another long story!)

by **Eldorion** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:52 pm

Hey, Halfwise, welcome back! I'm glad you decided to rejoin us. cheers

I hope all has been well with you over the past year (has it really been that long since Dark Planet Day? I think it has! Shocked

). Odo is probably in the Creative Corner forum where the wedding preparations are, but he seems to have split in two and become both Odo and Orwell (though neither will appreciate me saying that), so keep an eye out for both. Very Happy

by Mrs Figg on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:03 pm

Hi Halfwise I see you made it over from Bree in one piece and no nasty Barrow Wights grabbed yer bits in a crawling hand. phew its exhausting keep riding over on Fatty Lumpkin as he does bounce a girls jellies, and jams.

by odo banks on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:28 pm

halfwise wrote:was on the old forum a ways back. Started seeing Eldorian and Petty on the the-hobbit-movie, but when the word 'crabbit' started making the rounds there I got homesick.

Where's Odo?

One by one the Refugees all return... Sad

... I thought you must have been captured and put in a dungeon on Dark Planet... You were always an independant free spirit - and 'free spirits' are seen as dangerous in some quarters. {{{Mind you, that's something I CAN agree with the Dark Council of Dark Planet about, Halfwise. This Free Spiritism in Forumshire is quite unsettling, but I work valiantly against it as always Rolling Eyes

}}}.

Ummm... I do hope you've learned a bit of Respectability while you were out in the wilds....

Oh goodness! I see no one's offred you a cup of buckie or a seed cake yet... you must be hungry after living on nuts and leaves all this time! Shocked

I'll see to it immediately, being a hospitable hobbit as you know. (Petty can you see to it! I'm a bit light on in my pantries at the moment! And don't be stingy! Mad

)

If I may be frank, Halfwise, it worries me a little you've returned via Bree-land *. That's where Mrs Figg, Norc and David H have come from - and they still have a hole there too, by all accounts, which they use on weekends presumably! Shocked

Queer place Bree... very queer... Suspect

Anyway, WELCOME... Oh what a pleasant surprise! Nod

* Which Bree-landers call "The Hobbit Movie News" for some totally esoteric reason. But I did say Bree-landers were queer folks, did I not? Rolling Eyes

by **Pettytyrant101** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:32 pm

"I see no one's ogffred you a cup of buckie or a seed cake yet"- Odo

Hey!- "Welcome home and have a buckie"- Petty. ok I didnt actually give it to him but I offered.

by odo banks on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:33 pm

Rude as usual, Mr Tyrant! Rolling Eyes

Posting while I was amending and editing! Rolling Eyes

Why must you always do that! Mad

(And as if I read your boring posts properly, anyway! Rolling Eyes

Just a quick skim, a yawn, and then onto more "worthwhile" business! Very Happy

)

by **Pettytyrant101** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:36 pm

Yes so I see Odo- amending it once you noticed I'd already hugely generously offered some buckie so you could save your own pantry! Typical Banks you lot never change! Evil or Very Mad

by odo banks on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:38 pm

Propriety (if you had any) would suggest you always give me half an hour (at least) to edit and refashion my posts, what. That was 'pantries"- and all of them (quite) bare at the moment... Nod

by **Pettytyrant101** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:39 pm

Sure thats long enough for your ageing befuddled brain Odo? Razz

by odo banks on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:40 pm

Half an hour, Mr Tyrant - HALF AN HOUR! Banghead

by **Amarië** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:57 pm

Yeah... I see you folks are busy, so I'll just say hi Halfwise and be on my way.

Hi Halfwise! Smile