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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:24 am

Well you shouldn't have told me then Kafria. Very Happy

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Wisey Banks on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:35 am

Gentle Lady:
Oh how large are your tootles?
How large
how resplendant?

Orwell:
They're fair sized I'm saying
but I guess
it's all dependant.

Gentle Lady:
Are they bigger than a tyrant's?
or a lad fond
of herrings?

Orwell:
Well, I've never compared,
and frankly
who's caring?

Gentle Lady:
Do they glow in the dark
Like lights
on a tree?

Orwell:
Mt tootles, my darling,
Glow with their
own electricity.

Gentle Lady:
Oh will you show ém?
It might
broaden my life?

Orwell:
Well, not out in public
{{{{So many blabbers,
And I fear my dear wife!}}}.

Gentle Lady:
Is it true they defy science,
So potent:
Eru Anointed!

Orwell:
I'm too modest to say,
But let's say
you shan't be disappointed.


"The Conversation of a Gentle Lady and Orwell the Resplendant: and Modestly" by a Future Great Poet.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:37 am

Like you can read my mind, Wisey! Shocked

Oh Hiiiiiiiii, Kafria.... Embarassed {{{{ I love you Kissing Nod }}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:39 am

I smell peppermint but for some reason its making me decidedly queasy. No

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Post by Kafria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:41 am

{{{{{ Nod Kissing Kissing Cool I love you }}}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:42 am

Shocked Maaaaaaaa!

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:45 am

No No Its getting worse. I must speak to Eldo about air pollution in Forumshire, or maybe a press campaign for free air would be more effective.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Wisey Banks on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:51 am

Oh why is he running so,
With his tale between his legs?
Some say he's ALL talk,
And it's just all in his head;

Oh look at how he turns white
when a Lady takes him at his word,
He's not really a Casanova,
Or at least that's what we've heard;

Indeed, it's said, by his family and friends,
That he's actually scared of Ladies,
Yes, he's naughty by net, and vulgar by phone,
But when it comes to Real girls, he's a big 'fraidy!

Oh look at him dodging! Oh how white he turns,
When a Real Lady kisses him - and just on the cheek!
Oh yes, he'll be saying, "No, it's not what it seems,
I'm not scared of girlies! Oh no I'm not at all meek!"

But we know he's all talk, didn't we already say it?
He's just a shy little boy with a very big mouth,
Yes he's a dirty little boy, but it's all in his mind,
And he's so 'fraid of girls, he won't leave the house.


"The Truth about Orwell." By the Sowetto Choir.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:53 am

What would the Sowetto Choir know anyway...? Mad I'm not scared of the Ladies.... I'm just.. err... careful... {{{Maaaaaaa!}}}

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:55 am

I told you Orwell, you need a sporran to waggle.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:57 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I told you Orwell, you need a sporran to waggle.

Shut up! Lorient was right --- shut up! Mad

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Kafria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:57 am

{{{{{{maybe that'll teach you to mess with a girls reputation....... don't start something you're not prepared to finish my lad Very Happy }}}}}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:59 am

I think the NotP probably has tomorrow mornings headline "Orwell all talk and no sporran!" Laughing

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:59 am

{{{{I didn't mean anything -- honest, Kafria --- I wasn't trying to pretend I was a Red Hot Lover --- I wasn't... Embarassed }}}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:00 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I think the NotP probably has tomorrow mornings headline "Orwell all talk and no sporran!" Laughing

Shut up, I said! Mad Mad Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:01 am

No chance this is like mana from heaven. Laughing

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Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:02 am

{{{I've always known, Orwell. You've been just trying to amuse everyone. Err... that's it.... But I know if you Wanted to be Sexy, you could be.... Really really Sexy... err... yes, that's it...}}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:04 am

study The meaning seems plain in the dictionary. Shut up, Petty! Banghead


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:06 am

I had a look in my dictionary study Something in the letter O section caught my eye however: Orwell- a person unable to waggle their sporran to match their bravado. Very Happy

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:07 am

Extremely Crabbit

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Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:07 am

study {{{Oh my Gawd! Shocked }}}

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:08 am

Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:09 am

I think you broke him Kafria. Laughing

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Post by odo banks on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:10 am

Never mind them, Orwell. There's nothing wrong with being chaste in body. Hopefully this lesson will teach you to be more chaste in mind. I can only see good coming of it. Nod

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Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:15 am

I've NEVER been chaste in mind or body! In fact, I can't remember being chaste at all -- at least never caught.... Look you guys, don't be deceived, I'm the naughtiest, raunchiest, rudest, dirtiest guy in Forumshire, and I'm not joking. Everything I've ever made up was based in on fact! I've been around, don't you worry about that... Of course, I haven't kept notes... too explosive -- yep, if you guys knew what I was capable of, your brains would explode... I'm thinking of writing several new chapters for the Kama Sutra... including some Parrot tales that wil unhinge you - that's how bad I am! Shocking stuff... it's true... it is... Why would someone as sexually rounded as me need to make anything up...? Btw Petty, sporran's aren't everything! Mad

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