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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:18 am

"Btw Petty, sporran's aren't everything!"- Orwell

Shows what you know!

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Kafria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:18 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I think you broke him Kafria. Laughing

well he does seem to be babbling a little now! Laughing Twisted Evil

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Eldorion on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:21 am

Poor Orwell. Sad I think you really had him going for a while, Kafria. Laughing
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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:25 am

Am not am not am not... Mad I'm controlling Everything... EVERYTHING! Babbling! What a stupid thing to say... I'm in charge of affairs --- yes, I used the word AFFAIRS, Kafria. I'm really comfortable saying that... My reputation for naughtiness remains untouched... We can meet, yep, we can meet, and very very soon too - and then I'll show a GREAT time.... nudge nudge wink wink - how about - mmm.. let me see, I'm pretty busy with my myriad AFFAIRS... I'll have to fit you in ---- how about June 18th 2014 --- can't fit you in any earlier --- too busy with all the sex I'm having, I'm afraid --- and that's Real Sex with Real Women and not just Parrots (out-there, hey!)... Honest, I'm not making it up... Bet YOU'RE too scared to meet me on the 18th - bet you are.. See... it's YOU whose scared and doing all the pretending, it's not ME whose babbling... it's you... No, not me... I'd never babble.. NEVER!... Mad

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:26 am

How about stopping this stuff, Eldo? They're attacking me personally! That's against the Rules, surely.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Eldorion on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:27 am

We have a rule against being a douche, but nothing against deflating pompous windbags. Very Happy
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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:29 am

Shocked

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by odo banks on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:31 am

Harsh but true... Eldo! You were such a polite once. I blame the influence of Petty and Kafria... Unsavory sorts, I've always said so. Orwell - yes a rude little boy - but harmless. He should really be tolerated not abused...

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:32 am

{{Well played Kafria- can't believe he thought he could outwit a Yorkshire lass with a taste for Diamond White. What a fool!}}}

Now don't you go stepping in Odo - moderating, appeasing, moralising and spoiling all the fun (at Orwell's expense).

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:33 am

Harmless? HARMLESS! Banghead I'm not harmless,Odo, I'm dangerous... very dangerous. Just ask my Mum. She's always said it... Nod

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Eldorion on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:33 am

odo banks wrote:Harsh but true... Eldo! You were such a polite once.

What goes around comes around. Cool
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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:34 am

Perhaps Eldo now would be a good time to look into the Forumshire budget and see if there is enough for an Asylum, or at least a single padded cell.

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:35 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote: Now don't you go stepping in Odo - moderating, appeasing, moralising and spoiling all the fun (at Orwell's expense).

Grrrr... Leave Odo out of this (the idiot), it's you I have a bone to pick with, Petty! You know how sexy I am, you should be standing up for me! Fair weather friend... You are a Scotshobbit though (a SCOTSHOBBIT! Extremely Crabbit ) so I should have known you'd show your feathers! Traitor! Mad

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:36 am

Eldorion wrote:What goes around comes around. Cool

What's that supposed to mean? scratch


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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Eldorion on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:37 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Perhaps Eldo now would be a good time to look into the Forumshire budget and see if there is enough for an Asylum, or at least a single padded cell.

With all the money we're saving by not regulating what people can say to Orwell we might just be able to squeeze it in! cheers
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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:37 am

scratch

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:39 am

Oh I'm sorry, Orwell, you're far too sexually dangerous for me, I won't meet you on the 18th...

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:39 am

Aha! Nod

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:41 am

I hope you are not impying Orwell that I am only revelling in your less than elegant fall from grace in order to sway Kafria with the sway of my sporran? That would be quite preposterous and the words of a desperate hobbit! Evil or Very Mad {{{Right its been awhile, how is it you swing this thing again? scratch }}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Tinuviel on Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:49 am

Oooooh! Scandals! On a thread about God. How... ironic? I love scandals!!! But of course, Beren doesn't. Mad sucks the fun out of everything. I mean, don't even get me started about... er... this friend who uh... wasn't quite a friend... k, shutting up before Beren pokes his nose in here...

{{{{{{WARNING: Beren is attracted to peppermint. If he smells someone using, he's sure to come to the thread where it is. I swear, his nose is better than Huan's!}}}}}

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Eldorion on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:56 am

I can only imagine what scandals you must get involved in during your visits to Valinor, your Maj. Laughing Very Happy
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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:39 am

My mind boggles..but in a good way!

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Orwell on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:37 pm

Suspect I've never heard of "good" boggling, Petty -- nor "bad" boggling neither, come to think. Isn't it a bit like 'gurgle-roiling'? Which I have on good authority (my own) is much discussed but never defined to everyone's total satisfaction? Suspect

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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Wisey Banks on Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:44 am

Oh bogglely biggily
bobbily boo,
Petty is gay
and I'm feeling blue,

and Kafria's frightened,
and bound to fainteth,
Whenever Orwell mentions
June the Eighteenth!

And what of young Eldo,
He hasn't a clue,
About God, Tolks or Admin,
Don't tell me he do;

And then there's Baingil
and Tin,
and fluffy ol' Ally,
(They should wear perfume,
They are a bit smelly).

And whatever happened
to silly Saradoc,
Some say he was
seen out in his socks,

And is Chris still snooked,
Tight on a picket?
I hope that one day
He can be un-stickered.

And as for Squatch,
Is she hiding in shame?
Did she realise
She can't spell her name?

And what of young Ringo,
Out on manoeuvres,
I heard all his fellows
are gay little groovers.

I think I should stop,
For isn't it quite clear,
That I'm treading water -
Not inspired, I fear.


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Re: Is God evil - or just lazy?

Post by Tinuviel on Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:37 am

SMELLY?

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