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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:48 am

Armed police response?

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Wisey Banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:49 am

Some youngsters think the Wise are pompous,
But no, they just don't want fools to swamp us,
With banal, silly, childish, pathetic banter,
Young people being such thoughtless ranters,

I say -

Whoever let them be seen and also 'heard',
Was an ignorant stupid dumb ol' turd,
Probably a Leftie (a petty tyrant, no doubt),
Mincing round in Gay attire, his bits hangin' out,

probably -

Someone saying: "Children are precious - special,
Why not turn them into mincing homosexuals?"
This is the kind of thing the Wise fight against,
And they're called "pompous", what a disgrace!


"The Ode of The Truly Wise." Robert Frost, Poet (thinking).

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:52 am

Thanks Wisey. My feelings exactly. Very Happy

As to you, Eldo, if you ever call me duuuuuuuuuuude again, watch it! Mad

And you, Petty, err, is there any other kind of response.. in the circumstances I mean... I was insulted. Shocked

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:53 am

A leftie! Your channeling has gone to far this time Wisey. Call up or channel that Frost bloke again so I can smack him one between the eyes! Evil or Very Mad {{The rest of course was spot on and delightful}}

Fair point Orwell. Shoot first ask quesions never if you properly dispose of the body. Wink

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:02 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:A leftie! Your channeling has gone to far this time Wisey. Call up or channel that Frost bloke again so I can smack him one between the eyes! Evil or Very Mad {{The rest of course was spot on and delightful}}

Fair point Orwell. Shoot first ask quesions never if you properly dispose of the body. Wink

If the witnesses .. err.. are dealt with.. then... well, if there are no witnesses there's no crime... just ask George Bush...

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:05 am

Sounds like good police work to me.

Sadly I have to go to bed Sleep - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:09 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Sadly I have to go to bed Sleep - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

I think that's a familiar problem on Forumshire. Very Happy
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:24 am

Eldorion wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Sadly I have to go to bed Sleep - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

I think that's a familiar problem on Forumshire. Very Happy

That's the problem with this forum.... You know, we hardly even talk about the movies. Ridiculous! Why won't it just die? Dark Planet may well ask (boring Dark Planet, that is, mmm yes)... why? We're not a Respectable Forum, now are we? Silly, inane, peurile, boyish-humoured, girlish-tickled, and even crabbity at times (when Petty and/or Lorient are on anyhow). No, not Respectable at all. Rolling Eyes

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:32 am

With Lorient on? What's that supposed to mean?! Extremely Crabbit
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:41 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:With Lorient on? What's that supposed to mean?! Extremely Crabbit

I name thee Sir Crabbity Lad. Arise, young Knight of the Crabbit Order. (Petty has trained you well --- or are you a natural? Smile )

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:54 am

Does that mean Petty's crabbitness comes from repressed homosexuality too? It makes a certain amount of sense given that Pretty appears to be his main experience with women. Twisted Evil
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:59 am

Thanks Orwell, totally natural. Cool
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:00 am

I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:19 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.

Does this relate somehow to "crabbitiness"? Being crabbit never stopped Petty being homosexual, or seeming so, at least. Question

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:51 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.

Keep telling yourself that. Wink
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Re: Critical Council

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:57 am

{{{{{He does go on so about it though, Eldo, have you noticed?}}}}

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:03 am

Eldorion wrote:Keep telling yourself that. Wink

Science Teachers would tell you that this is a way of curing oneself of homosexuality. Self-reinforcement behaviour. Apparently, Darwin did studies with monkeys in Borneo, and those monkeys who told themselves a hundred times "I'm not homosexual, I'm not!" cured themselves of it every time. I've got Darwin's "Monkery See Monkey Do" somewhere or other - possibly under the winerack... I'll drag it out...


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Re: Critical Council

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:03 am

{{{{{I know, it's like he's trying to tell us something. scratch}}}}}
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:06 am

Eldorion wrote:{{{{{I know, it's like he's trying to tell us something. scratch}}}}}

Well, to be perfectly scientific, I think he's trying to "tell himself" something - or persude himself might be even more accurate, according to Darwin, at least.
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:09 am

You haven't put your scientific mind to certain other considerations yet, have you Sweet Kafria?

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:11 am

Now, now, there'll be plenty of time for those kinds of considerations, Orwell. One must not be hasty. It's very unscientific of you, you know. We're not all randy monkeys here -- well, at least I'm not.... {{{{hee hee hee I love you }}}}
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Re: Critical Council

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:13 am

You guys have issues.

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:18 am

We can't really help but give you a hard time after you brought up your (supposed) dislike for homosexuals again. Very Happy
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Re: Critical Council

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:19 am

No, I agree with Lorient. You guys are weirdos... I'm only glad Eru is among us. He'll sort you all out... Praise the Lord (Amen).

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Re: Critical Council

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:23 am

Well soorrrry. Keep my opinions to myself next time. silent {{{{{{{probably not but, hey, it sounded good}}}}}}

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