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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:18 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Nope. Sorry Norc, not me. Its hard this one as I'm only about 10 and therefore only slightly drunk. I will say though as a clue- I am not blonde haired.

As a secondary game- can you pick out the Americans from the Scots?

The American girls are wearing pants and Scot boys are wearing dresses.

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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:18 pm

sorry....kilts.

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Post by Orwell on Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:20 pm

halfwise wrote:sorry....kilts.

sorry - skirts...

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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:01 pm

'skirts' and 'kilts' look surprisingly similar under the influence of bucky.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:34 pm

That sort of mistake can very embarrissing Halfwise, or fatal or occasionally life changing and enlightning. Very Happy

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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:38 pm

I'm banking on the hairiness of Scotsmen to keep me out of trouble. Some parts of a woman should not look fuzzy no matter how much is flowing through the system!

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Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:38 pm

but I was referring to the spelling.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:48 pm

You should never try to spell under the influence of buckie Halfwise- have my garbled misspelt posts taught you nothing?

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Post by Orwell on Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:00 am

I thought you were just relapsing into Pictish, Petty? Shocked

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:43 am

Some footage from a damp march past this year at Cowal Games.
And to remove any remaining fun from the event the police decided this year the drum majors couldnt throw their maces and catch them on health and safety grounds- fortunetly most of the drum majors ignored them.






The home teams- The Cowal Pipe Band being graded- they won!



And the local school



And just to finish on something different- the ceilidh tent. Wooooop! drunken


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Post by Norc on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:37 pm

this is the story when little Norc suddenly saw a meteoritt. She was gazing up upon the night sky because the northern lights were dancing so beutifully on it. Never seen them so early she thought. Suddenly the sky was pierced by a sudden flame. A meteoritt flew across the green ribbons with a tail so long and firery, so sparkling with fizzling energy that Norc could almost here it burn. Then, as soon as it had started it dissapeared behind a roof and over a little cliff. Norc suddenly understood what had happened and darted off after it, but it was gone. She thought back, it had stayed in the sky for about four of five seconds... it must've been really low... it must've... it must've landed somewhere on the mountain. It had stayed in the sky for four of five seconds, it had been really low and slow. She slowly understood what she had seen. a meteorit. a low meteoritt who had landed on earth. Norc felt her heart pumping.. It wasn't a falling star as she had seen so many times when the meteor showers had arrived and she had travelled far out of the city to look at them. It wasn't many of them, it wasn't little and it wasn't gone in a flash. This, she understood, was something that rarely happened and that rarely was seen... The odd thing was.. this was her second time..then she ran home with adrenaline pumping through her veins... so she could tell her friends about it.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:57 pm

Cool Cool Did anyone go look for it?

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Re: Tales of Home

Post by halfwise on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:31 pm

Cool. Hopefully some aliens will come traipsing through your town.

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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:34 am

nope, petty, it landed yesterday night, but I'm planning to go look.
halwfise, I'm currently waiting for the doctor to arrive.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:41 am

I suspect it may be tricky to find Norc- there were bombers went down in the mountains around here in WW2 they still aint found them yet.

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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:51 am

yeah, it's probably somewhere between here and russia.
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Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:50 pm

Norc wrote:nope, petty, it landed yesterday night, but I'm planning to go look.
halwfise, I'm currently waiting for the doctor to arrive.

The doctor? Did it bring some intergalactic flu that will cause your eyes to turn blue and go stumbling around taking over the world from the clueless earthlings? alien We can always hope.

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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:55 pm

hasn't that already happened?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:03 pm

Has it happened! Shocked Im all prepared for this- got my zombie/alien/nazi zombie bunker all ready -just check the supplies- bit of wood with nail in- check- 200 packs of chinese noodles (flavours unknown due to the writting being in chinese and the package mysteriously displaying a picture of a meal not involving noodles), check- Buckie brewery 1, check- Buckie Brewery 2, check- Buckie Brewery 2b check, this bit might take a while I'll get back to you........................................................Buckie Brewery 42f, check- ok, bring on the aliens!

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Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:18 pm

Norc wrote:hasn't that already happened?

You mean have the Swedes taken over the world? Not yet at least. Inroads in the furniture sector are somewhat troubling but that's about it so far.


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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:20 pm

the swedes? DAMN THE F***** SWEEDS!!! THEY*RE SO STUBID AMMAGAAAWD!!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:27 pm

Now Norc thats not very nice. What if some nice Swedishire hobbit was to happen by Forumshire and see that? (They might even be a pretty blonde female one with their own sauna and ensuite bar! bounce ).
What if they heard you going on like that? What then?
They might not want to stay and sell us their melted cheese thats what!

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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:28 pm

all sensible sweeds knows fjordandians really love them.... better roads, cheeper food, better weather, better beaches, better ... everything.. damn the sweeds Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:31 pm

Yeah but dont you have the all the oil whilst all they have is cheese and furniture?

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Post by Norc on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:56 pm

yeah, but seriously, have you seen our roads?



I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? and it gets worse, bumbier and everything, as you get more north. because when they start fixing roads they start south because the ice melts faster, then they move upwards, but by the time they get north, the money ran out or winter came.
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