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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:03 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:You people are freaks! affraid

Why? Very Happy
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:03 am

My lack of honesty, whether real or feigned, is actually NONE of your BUSINESS, Orwell! Mad

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:05 am

I agree with Orwell! Just be honest about what happened Odo. Kissing Wink
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:05 am

I only come here to see the freakshow. Glad you noticed, Lorient. We may, after all, be kindred spirits. Very Happy

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:06 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:I agree with Orwell! Just be honest about what happened Odo. Kissing Wink

Lorient and Odo, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

{{{{{I knew it! Very Happy}}}}}


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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:07 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:I agree with Orwell! Just be honest about what happened Odo. Kissing Wink

Did you just kiss me, Lorient? Shocked Now I am confused.... Embarassed

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:08 am

Eldorion wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:You people are freaks! affraid

Why? Very Happy
You shall never turn me! Mad

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:11 am

odo banks wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:I agree with Orwell! Just be honest about what happened Odo. Kissing Wink

Did you just kiss me, Lorient? Shocked Now I am confused.... Embarassed
That's just wrong! It was a representation of what you have been lying about!

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:16 am

Why so defensive, Lorient? Wink
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:18 am

Let's get everything out in the open, shall we? My thoughts about everyone's sexuality.

Kafria: Single. (Fingers crossed!)
Odo: Closet Type.
Tin: Too sweet for comment.
Ally: Too naughty for comment.
Baingil: Hey hey hey!
Lorient: Turning.
Odo: In denial.
Mirabella: Fluctuating.
Squach: See "Tin" above.
Pretty: Strange.
Petty: Very friendly girl.
Porgy: Extremely friendly heterosexually.
Eldo: See "Mirabella" above.
Orwell: Robustly heterosexual - and how - (take note, Kafria!)
Elthir: Shouldn't be dragged into this, and won't.
Biffo: Large balls say it all (large, not swollen).
Wisey: Between intermittent to not at all.
Janesmith: Spiritually active.
Amarie: Dark Planetarian (probably a Robot).
Ringrotten: Out somewhere in the wild with lots of other like-minded Fjordianlandians.

I think that's everyone summed up. Very Happy


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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:22 am

No, no, no! Get away you freaks! Im clean, im clean!!! affraid
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:25 am

Orwell wrote:Let's get everything out in the open, shall we? My thoughts about everyone's sexuality.

Kafria: Single. (Fingers crossed!)

I think that's everyone summed up. Very Happy

What about Chris? And aren't you married?
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:36 am

I could swear I had more names on my list than that! Shocked

But you do seem to have seen right through me, I'll give you that. Very Happy

I'm trying to pick Kafria up, you see (this honesty business is a two edge sword), but it's not like I want to marry her. I'm very Conservative. We like a bit of fluff on the side, all us Conservatives do. I'm not suggesting, mind, that Kafria is fluffy - except, perhaps, her feet when she's got her fluffy slippers on - unless, of course, she hasn't got any fluffy slippers on... oh my Gawd... I'm imagining Kafria's naked feet now... woooo... I bet they're dainty (for a science teacher!)

Where was I?

Oh yes, I have no problem with having a Mistress, so long as my wife doesn't find out.

I could marry Kafria , Lorient - but only with her permission, of course - but I'm not an Old School Mormon, you see. Nor a New School one neither, as a matter of fact. I hope this has cleared things up for you, Lorient. Very Happy

{{{{By all means PM me Kafria -- no strings attached! Very Happy }}}}

Oh yes:

Chris: Honeymoon period still -- heterosexual.

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:49 am

Orwell wrote:Baingil: Hey hey hey!

What's that supposed to mean? Evil or Very Mad

Lorient: Turning.
Odo: In denial.

Spot on, if you ask me! Very Happy

Petty: Very friendly girl.

Are we talking about the same Tyrant? Suspect

Eldo: See "Mirabella" above.

afro

Biffo: Large balls say it all (large, not swollen).

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:52 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:No, no, no! Get away you freaks! Im clean, im clean!!! affraid

Denial is more than a river in Egypt; it's the first step towards acceptance. Smile
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:56 am

Whatever. It's never gonna happen. Cool
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:01 am

I'm not sure it's wise to talk like that, Orwell, when the younger folk are on the forum. But I admit. I do find you extremely attractive. Your wit, your intelligence, your debonair and respectful approach, and not forgetting your gentlemanly treatment of the Fairer Sex here. But you must allow me some time to think about this. Being a Mistress is not something a woman of my niceness and goodness would usually contemplate. The trouble is, I find you so devilshly attractive, my heart's all a'flutter just now. And, I guess, if your Wife was none the wiser... well, what harm could there be...? I think a scientific approach to this is best, that much is required of me I think, I am a Science Teacher after all, and clear thinking, logic, and lust, all in proper proprtion, should be my main consideration... You must give me time. A Lady needs time to think about these things.... {{{{ I love you }}}}}
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:03 am

Oh brother... Rolling Eyes Can't wait till she actually finds this though! Laughing
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:12 am

It can be a burden being devilshly attractive, Lorient (and I should be mindful of that on this thread Shocked ). Strangely enough, I don't find myself devilshly attractive at all when I look in the mirror. I think my beauty has more of an angelic quality to be frank. Nonetheless, I knew all along Kafria would go for me. Most ladies do. But remember, it's just as much my gentlemanly conduct and my intelligence she goes for, every bit as much as my good looks, I hope. One must never be vain, btw... Yes, that's my advice, young Lorient, never be vain. {{{I hope Kafria doesn't take too long getting back to me. I'm keen to start our ... conversation... if you know what I mean... Wink }}}

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:23 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:Oh brother... Rolling Eyes Can't wait till she actually finds this though! Laughing

Something we agree about! Very Happy
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:25 am

Orwell wrote:Let's get everything out in the open, shall we? My thoughts about everyone's sexuality.


Pretty: Strange.
Petty: Very friendly girl.



Sorry Eldo, my mistake.

Pretty: Very friendly girl.
Petty: Strange (very).

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:26 am

Eldorion wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:Oh brother... Rolling Eyes Can't wait till she actually finds this though! Laughing

Something we agree about! Very Happy
Yes! Finally! Very Happy

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:33 am

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Lorient Avandi wrote:Oh brother... Rolling Eyes Can't wait till she actually finds this though! Laughing

Something we agree about! Very Happy

What are you implying? Oh I get it! You rogues! Hey, Kafria made the post... isn't it obvious? Isn't it obvious she's 'pretending' to be some pseudo Kafria, who else would 'pretend' to be Kafria if not herself? Doesn't anyone here understand female logic? She can't just come out and say how much she digs me, she has to do it cautiously --- what better way than 'pretending' to be someone else being her? You nerds, you have absolutely NO idea about how women's minds work! Rolling Eyes

We call this "Wooing", by the way - this too-ing and fro-ing between us. Kafria and I are 'woo-ing' each other. You should all be pleased for us, not Doubting Thomases! You youngsters have a lot to learn. Now, stop butting in, let the girl have some space to make a decision --- not that we don't know what it'll be, now do we... Wink I'm not saying this in a vain way, of course... Cool

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Baingil on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:43 am

Eldorion wrote:
Orwell wrote:Baingil: Hey hey hey!

What's that supposed to mean? Evil or Very Mad

I'd like to know, too! Question
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eru on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:49 am

Orwell wrote:
Hey, what about Eru? I'm sure He/She/It would be a good Moderator. Give Him/Her/It the Mod job. Nod

I'm quite flattered but I think there are some places that even I can not mod. Shocked

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