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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Wisey Banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:25 am

Oh dearie dearie,
what a bummer,
What was Odo
doin' last Summer?

"Nothin' at all, I truly mean it,
don't care what they say,
I only cleaned
the house all day!"

Oh no-ey, blow-ey,
such a strumpet,
What was Odo doin'
with that trumpet?

"Oh nothin nothin'-
least, not un-natural,
I was just playin' hymns
as a matter-of-factual!"

Oh oo-ey, goo-ey,
what a furphy,
It's said Odo was in bed
with ol' Ben Murphy.

"Rubbish! Twaddle!
Pumpkini soup!
I slept each night
upon my roof!"

Oh iddle, piddle,
what a wanker,
Ben said Odo is such
a perfect spanker.

"What a lot of
rabid bluster,
I swear I used
a feather duster!"

Oh foobey, boobey,
what a liar,
It's said: 'Once in bed,
and once by fire!'

"How can you ever
believe ol' Ben the Bender?
He was so drunk,
How could he remember!"


"The Ballad of What Odo Did Last Summer." Lord Byron (on opiates).

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:28 am

lol!

I think that the fallout and prison sentence from this might possibly explain why Odo became such a moralist. Wink
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:30 am

What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! Evil or Very Mad This cannot be true, surely Odo!? Shocked

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:31 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! Evil or Very Mad This cannot be true, surely Odo!? Shocked

No, not exactly... hard to explain.. err... I never had a Bill Clinton-like situation with that hobbit...

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:35 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! Evil or Very Mad This cannot be true, surely Odo!? Shocked

We are a forum for Free Spirits! Very Happy Say, that means you're a free spirit too, doesn't it? {{{{{He does seem awfully interested in talking about homosexuality, I have to say.... Wink }}}}}
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:36 am

No, not me! Never! Embarassed
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:36 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:No, not me! Never! Embarassed

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. Laughing
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:38 am

Shocked Shocked Embarassed
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:42 am

Well, someone in your position of Authority, should perhaps read this.. err... I'll encrypt it for you, Eldo ----

{{{{{"THE TORY MANUAL OF COVERING UP THINGS CONTRARY TO WHAT WE PREACH PUBLICLY."}}}}}

Now, Eldo, what were you saying about my Untainted Respectability? Very Happy

{{{{Pleeease say something about my Untainted Respectability, dearest Eldo. Dear old friend.... Neutral }}}}}}

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:44 am

I'm sure that any orgies held at the party were orgies of the most respectable sort. cheers

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:46 am

Eldorion wrote:I'm sure that any orgies held at the party were orgies of the most respectable sort. cheers

{{{{{What was that about your untainted respectability, Odo? Very Happy}}}}}

{{{{{No, not excatly what I was getting at... no, not at all, not in the least... Sad }}}}}

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:48 am

Why Odo!? Mad And you Eldo, how could you do this!? Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:48 am

Look, I'm with you on this, Eldo. If Odo wants to bonk old poofs, that's his business, and none of ours. Leave the old homo alone. It's very unrespectable to badger the old horses hoof over what he did or didn't do, the silly old buggerer!

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:50 am

I appreciate you're trying to help, Orwell, but I'm not sure you are... Sad

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:53 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!? Evil or Very Mad

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about. Laughing
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:56 am

How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:57 am

Eldorion wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!? Evil or Very Mad

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about. Laughing

Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I s'pose. {{{hee hee hee - that should rouse him, Eldo.. hee here hee}}}.


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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:59 am

Lorient Avandi wrote:How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!

You give me too much credit, Lorient. I don't have that much influence over Odo! cheers
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:59 am

Orwell wrote:Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I s'pose. {{{hee hee hee - that should rouse him, Eldo.. hee here hee}}}.

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:59 am

My feeling is we should suppress this thread entirely, Eldo. That would work. And, no, I'm not saying it because people are casting Nasturtians at me! No, not at all... I do so for proprieties sake. (Why a good Mormon lad should start such a thread in the first place is beyond me. Rolling Eyes )

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by odo banks on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:00 am

Eldorion wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!

You give me too much credit, Lorient. I don't have that much influence over Odo! cheers

You have NO influence over me, actually. Very Happy

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:01 am

odo banks wrote:Why a good Mormon lad should start such a thread in the first place is beyond me. Rolling Eyes

Don't ask me, but based on his continuing posting in this thread, it's evidently something that weighs heavily on his mind. Wink Perhaps we should encourage him to come out ... bring out his feelings on the matter, no? study
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Lorient Avandi on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:01 am

Orwell wrote:
Eldorion wrote:
Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!? Evil or Very Mad

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about. Laughing

Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I sp'ose

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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Eldorion on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:01 am

odo banks wrote:You have NO influence over me, actually. Very Happy

Not anymore. Sad Wink
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Re: Homosexuality

Post by Orwell on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:02 am

Why not just admit it, Odo, and move on. We're a Libersl Forum. We can tolerate your sexual perversions, but I for one, can't stand your lack of honesty.

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