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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Mirabella on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:01 am

It was only, after all, a "projected" comment of Petty's...
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Re: God is a Woman

Post by odo banks on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 am

It's just that namby pamby, warm and fuzzy approach that has got the world into the state it's in!

Oh does Bella say: "Oooh, it's only a projection of what The Bugle thinks he might say."

That's weak mindedness personified, my girl. And you a - supposedly - doughty Shirriff of Forumshire! Mad I'm ashamed of you...

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:05 am

Now, now, Odo, calm down. She's only a girl, what do you expect?

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:07 am

A few weeks in a brothel would toughen her up... Did me no harm! I think Petty should be horsewhipped! Mad Mad Mad (Ummm.. why are we cross with Petty - I was doin' my nails?)
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Post by odo banks on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:08 am

The coward's too weak and cowardly to even show his face... Typical Son of a McTyrant! Mad

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Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:10 am

Look, I know he's stuffed up badly, but surely he should be given a chance to clear his name. After all, who is to say that Lesbo's projection is accurate. We're talking about the Media here. Could be a beat up...

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Post by odo banks on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:13 am

Beat up - smeet up! I say, let's chop off his head. I'm not saying we should kill him, but if we chopped off his head it would serve as a definite warning about what will happen to him if he were ever to repeat such iniquitous comments ever again! Mad

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by janesmith on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:16 am

That sounds like a very respectable compromise, Odo. Okay, everyone, whoever sees Petty next, please cut off his head, and don't forget to tell him that his kind of projections just won't be tolerated anymore in Forumshire. Well done, everyone. There's nothing like a robust discussion. Btw - I think God as a Woman wins. I knew She would win:-Jane
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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:36 am

Hello I'm back- sorry I was late I was just out having a good skin full of buckie with God. Gods are so much fun when they are drunk- you know those ideas that only seem like a good idea when you're drunk? Well if you're God that results in the platypus. Oh Eru, you can't half drink. So what's been going on here then?

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Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:38 am

Just wait there --- I've got something for you -- Jane's idea, not mine....

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Eru on Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:47 am

Hmm... I must say that, if I had to vote, I'd vote for God being Male. Shrugging

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:37 am

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Ally on Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:57 pm

Well as God supposedly created me in his (ARGH, see the trap I slipped into there. I blame society) image, he must be female I suppose. But I wish I was invisible, like hi- I mean her...

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Post by Amarië on Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:38 pm

Funny this topic would pop up. I was watching a video the other day and thought "Mhm, God is DEFINITELY a woman!"


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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:04 pm

Absolutely sexist!! Shocked I'll forgive them if there's a comparable topless vid of Morgana and Guinivere. Very Happy That's only fair and equal.

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:37 pm

Only fair... only fair...

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:34 am

Why are female Gods nearly always depicted with bare breasts? scratch
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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Ally on Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:56 am

Bear breasts? scratch OHH, nevermind. My bad. Laughing

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:02 am

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:48 am

Have you taken up a teaching post Porgy? It, um, suits you. Embarassed

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:17 pm

this is an interesting thread, where did this pop up from? Very Happy If Orwell pops his head in I am going to slap it until its pink. Mad
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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:59 pm

Oooh! What he do Mrs Figg? Tickle your eels without permission, again.

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:25 pm

he got all cleverclogs over in Bree, he AGREED with me, how dare he. Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:49 pm

lol! The cheek of him! I of course never make that mistake Mrs Figg! Wink

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Re: God is a Woman

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:34 pm

I noticed. Suspect
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