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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:24 am

Ewww! Someone needs to be some kind of food checker-person. Make sure NO weedcake, things that anyone is allergic to, and especially, especially, seedcake! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:26 am

whoops.. didn't finish there

...Gets through!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Mad Mad Mad











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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Ally on Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:45 pm

Why anyone would eat a cake made out of seeds is beyond me, I mean we're not birds...
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by odo banks on Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:14 am

"I mean we're not birds..."

or are you? Arrow
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Ringdrotten on Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:33 am

scratch

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Ally on Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:49 pm

I am a bird, it's true. Smile
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:59 pm

And I am A cat.
Meow! meow meow meow!
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

puuuuuuuuuuur
i am puuuuuuuuuuuurfect!
*lick lick lick* (licks paws)

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:33 pm

I think I've wandered into a forum zoo or something. Mmmm? And still no sign of anyone making toast! Crying or Very sad

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:38 pm

MEOW!!!
have you ever seen a cat in a zoo? (No, not couting big cats, a household cat!)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Negativity!!!!!

I am full of it!!!1

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Saradoc on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:48 pm

I saw a cat in a zoo once, but to be honest, I'm into more highbrow reading.

Ally's a bird,
Squach a cat,
A tyrant's call for toast unheard,
that's what we call a bad bird & a bad cat!


Even olde wisey would be proud with that, and if he isn't, I'm going to be mad!

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:55 pm

Hmph!
Here is a creation of my own!

Saradoc's mean,
Ally's nice,
I am useful,
Because I get rid of mice!


Razz:P:P:P

cat cat cat

Wisey would be proud of that!

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:19 pm

I think a rhyme channeling cat would make a good zoo exhibition. Very Happy
Someone get me a tranquillizer dart and a big cage.

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:46 pm

"Nooooooo"
*runs from scary kilted man*
"Arrgh! This job makes me so crabbit! come back, you ******************************"
(censored just for Petty! Wink )
*Scary man aims big scary gun*
BANG BANG BANG

"Huh? who turned out the lights?"
'Oh, look, a star! lots of stars!'
*goes up to a dog*
"Good kitty"
*Strokes dog*
*dog bites*
"Owwww!"
*Faints* drunken drunken drunken

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by odo banks on Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:01 pm

The sooner we rid Forumshire of this kind of Utterly Rampant Imagination, the better! Mad
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:09 am

I thought we were supposed to be a forum for free spirits. Cool
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:07 pm

"I thought we were supposed to be a forum for free spirits." - Eldo

Ha! and I say Ha! again! How dare you for shame Eldo! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Kafria on Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:25 pm

Does seem a little hypocritical in light of recent events!

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:53 pm

Ah, the wonders of doublethink! Very Happy
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Saradoc on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:20 pm

Squach wrote:Hmph!
Here is a creation of my own!

Saradoc's mean,
Ally's nice,
I am useful,
Because I get rid of mice!


Razz:P:P:P

cat cat cat

Wisey would be proud of that!

I am not mean,
I'm simply saying it as it is,
for all the posts I've seen,
there's a dictator in our midst,
oh yes, there is!

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:47 pm

Very Happy Careful you dont get recruited by Purist Publications Saradoc- you'd fit right in! Very Happy

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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:19 pm

What about me?

Sad Sad Sad
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Ally on Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:21 pm

I want to be a liberal revisionist expert on the subject of alien s.
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast

Post by Squach on Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:25 pm

A what-what-what??? confused

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:16 pm

"What about me?"- Squach

Sorry Squach you are too young to write the sort of copy the Purist Publications like, I don't think Kafria would approve.

Although I did here a rumour that the NotP was thinking of sacking Mystic Mog, some readers apparently felt her horoscopes were a little, feline biased. So maybe you could have a go at the horoscopes. Just remember it uses the hobbit calendar and names if you do and pm me the result and I can pass it on to the NotP for consideration for their next issue.

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Post by Squach on Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:19 pm

Well, I am doing Horoscopes for our School mag too, so that is cool.

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