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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:04 am



cheers Congratulations, Kafria! cheers
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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:15 am

Shrugging alright, you were my second choice Kafria! And I think Beren's first, so congratulations!!!!!!!!! santa

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:38 am

cheers bounce bounce bounce cheers
I could not be happier. A fellow buckie-head in the ranks and no Pretty! hah! I told you Pretty your usual tactics wouldn't work this time. Finally you've fallen flat on your face at something. Whoooooo! Laughing

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Post by Bear Muirdock on Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:44 am

{{{{{{Now, excuse me Mr Eldo, I seem to be labouring under a misapprehension. Perhaps you can help me to understand. You see, I was under the impression we had already agreed upon a suitable Mayor, beneficial to everyone's interests. Or at least to everyone who matters. And yet I see here before me a result that it most unexpected and unwelcome. But let me change the subject Mr Eldo, as I could not help but notice as I made my way here passed your Tower of Lore, that its foundations are crumbling, as one friend to another I should warn you it looks to me like it might give at any moment. Especially if it were given a gentle nudge. This I tell you out of friendship of course Mr Eldo. And this despite my understandable disappontment.}}}}

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Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:56 am

Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! Kisses all round! Kissing


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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:57 pm

Ah yes, about this, Mr. Muirdock. You see, I couldn't help but have a change of heart after our last conversation, and so I quickly informed the Secret Police of your dealings and handed over a copy of the encryptor transcripts. They've actually just issued a warrant for your arrest this morning. I'm afraid you're now wanted for crimes against democracy and attempted corruption of the state. Fortunately, they seem to have let me off the hook on the grounds that I "prevented Muirdock from meddling in the election directly by pretending to be a middleman". So really, everyone wins, except you, if you don't get back to Ozhobbitstan in time. Very Happy

As for your most kind warning about my Tower of Lore, I thank you. I shall install additional guards there immediately to make sure that no dangerous criminals (say, people with a fresh Secret Police warrant on their heads) or their associates are able to come near while the damage is assessed and repaired. I really do appreciate all your help during our brief but productive partnership, but I just couldn't let democracy perish in the Forumshire I've worked so hard to develop. Wink
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Post by Kafria on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:24 pm

Well... I'll be....

What an unexpected pleasure. Thank you to one and all who voted for me!

I will do my best to truely represent the residents of Forumshire to the best of my ability. Very Happy

{{{{{{{Oh dear, what am I supposed to do now?}}}}}}}}

As my first act as mayor I would like to propose a review of the nature of he forumshire press. It appears to me that numerous papers are being used simply as fronts to cast scandalous lies in personal vendettas or in some cases as misinformation to shore up rocky regimes. I would like a full disclosure as to who the owners and operators of said papers are alongside full disclosure of their other interests within forumshire itself.


In addition I think the means by which these journalists research their stories should also be open for scrutiny.

Oh and no more Hobbit lass of the day... I won't stand for it!{{{{need stampy foot emoticon!}}}}

{{{{{{{There that sounds all serious and timeconsuming, delegate to others and I can have a lovely christmas break!}}}}}}}

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:26 pm

Woah there! Shocked No Hobbit lass of the day? I think such a sweeping change might need to be brought before the entire Forumshire Council, not just the Mayor! {{{Also, check your private messages if you're wondering about what to do or the scope of your powers. Wink}}}

But congratulations again, Kafria! State News fully supports all efforts for transparency in journalism, as they have always been most forthright about being owned by and an arm of the State. Razz
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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:37 pm

I agree with Kafria! NO MORE HOBBIT LASS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's demeaning to the woman of the forum! And if you want to keep it, then there should be a Hobbit LAD of the day as well!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:45 pm

I think we should have Sporran of the Week, or Ozzhobbit Barbie tips for a salmonella free summer. Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:53 pm

What is ths unwarranted attack on Hobbit Lass of the Day?- it is just a chance for the fairer and bouncier sex to share their insightful thoughts on current events- its pro-females! It absolutely loves women (falling within the age range 18-23 and who have a 34b or above chest size). And its traditional- you can't go messing with tradition. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:54 pm

NOTP just wouldn't be NOTP without Hobbit Lass of the Day. Sad (And in event of a Council vote tie I have the tie-breaker, according to Petty in the Awards thread. Very Happy)
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Post by Kafria on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:26 pm

I am not sure that a casting vote in the forumshire awards should be used as a guide when considering more serious matters such as this!

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:28 pm

The Forumshire Awards are very serious, though! I think it establishes a legitimate precedent. Cool
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Post by Kafria on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:37 pm

Yes, just like the actors guild of america should have the final say in the policy of the USA Rolling Eyes

(I think I'm gonna like being mayor, And yes please to the change of rank Very Happy )

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:53 pm

Apparently the people of Forumshire think you've earned it! Very Happy Enjoy the title and the position, but don't try to run rampant over the rest of the Administration! Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:23 pm

I think this whole anti-hobbit lass of the day thing must stop. I demand a recount. Come back Pretty all is forgiven, well all right not all, but at least last Tuesday.

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:13 am

Sorry Petty, but the votes are clear: Kafria won by a sizable margin. However, she won before making her anti-Hobbit Lass of the Day leanings known. Mad I think the Forumshire Council will have to meet to discuss this. Unfortunately, the active members of the Council appear to be split two-and-two (Kafria and Tin vs. you and I) on this matter. Who would have thought we'd face a Constitutional Crisis so soon? Shocked
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Post by Orwell on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:13 am

I bet you're all sorry now that I was forced out of the contest! Mad Me, I would have introduced Free Love, and Free Porn as well (though not porn with guys in it or anything, because that would be disgusting). Yep, I bet you're all sorry... Nod

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Post by Lorient Avandi on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:26 pm

I'm not sorry Orwell! I think it's great Kafria won! Very Happy
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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:32 pm

Congratulations, Kafria Very Happy I'm sure you'll make a better mayor than me, and I'm always popping in and out these days anyway. Well done Very Happy

[[[[ as to the Hobbit lass of the Day issue, guys, that's what you get when you vote for women...]]]]



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Post by Eldorion on Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:10 pm

Ringdrotten wrote:[[[[ as to the Hobbit lass of the Day issue, guys, that's what you get when you vote for women...]]]]

[[[That's why I voted for Pretty. pale ]]]
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Post by Kafria on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:17 pm

Eldo, if I am to be able to truely represent the people don't you think I should have encrytion breaking powers? Just to ensure that nothing is slipping by me? It seems awfully strange that parts of my thread are missing Shrugging

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:25 pm

Hmm, well, admins and royalty have that ability, but not even mods do! It is after all quite an important power. Razz Shall we consult with the others on the Council?
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Post by odo banks on Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:58 am

Outrageous idea! Extremely Crabbit How am I to have a private harmless decorous conversation with anyone? Banghead

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