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Post by janesmith on Tue May 24, 2011 5:22 am

Oh! And Ringdrotten if he can obtain a Danish Passport:-Jane Very Happy
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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Baingil on Tue May 24, 2011 5:26 am

janesmith wrote:
(1) How to both Find and Use a Proper Dictionary,

I have a dictionary the size of a stair step and I use it.

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(2) How to Dress Sensibly,

I wear ankle-length dresses. Seriously. In RL.

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(3) How to Walk without Mincing,

I hate mincing.

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(4) How to Quit Drinking Buckie

I don't drink buckie.

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(6) How to Smoke Pipeweed Appropriately,

I don't smoke pipeweed.

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(7) Beginners Sewing (Girls Only),

I've sewn a dress (ankle-length) and a very nice green cloak.

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(9) How to Do What One is Told,

The person who can teach me this doesn't exist.

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(10) How to Politely Avoid Forumshire Picnics.

And then sneak off to enjoy them anyway.
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Post by Ringdrotten on Tue May 24, 2011 4:05 pm

janesmith wrote:Oh! And Ringdrotten if he can obtain a Danish Passport:-Jane Very Happy

And here I was thinking I didn't need any Respectification Mad

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by janesmith on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:57 pm

Dear Lady Forumers,

"Respect" is now out at Our Lady --- and peaceful "Reflection" is in... flower

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Wisey Banks on Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:10 pm

"Oh supple leg 'tis wisdom true
and shapely elbow God's own view
and twinkly toes and pretty petals
far more Spiritual than bits of metal.

Oh smooth skinned face, moisturised,
and elongated jaw, sensitized
with Chinese pricking needles long
through the afternoon jabbing strong.

Oh blue-green eyes, or darkest brown
take ye away every thoughtful frown
trust in the spirit, it bubbles through,
in every pool and meadow dew.

Oh rounded buttocks, mounds of joy
apple of the eye of boys
yes, we remember, we who dwell,
beneath the stars and stairs as well.

Oh precious breast and fine hone finger,
are they not on the lips of every singer,
look at them all, those boys agog,
beauty swims outside the Duck and Frog.

Oh how lucious, but pure the thought
of reflective girls in visions caught,
late at night, or early morn,
the rosie rose in bosom born.

Oh what a pleasure to see the fairer specie
strolling through the fields that go unceasie
all the way from the Feminine Realm, resplendant -
What means all this? Well, that's all dependant..."



"Ode to Womanhood: an Ode, Unfnished." by Lord Byron, in a dream, before he woke up, the poem being unfinished, and never edited, and which he could remember nothing of later anyway, and then he died.

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:06 pm

"yes, we remember, we who dwell,
beneath the stars and stairs as well."

Possibly Wisey one of my favourite channelled rymining couplings of all time! Very Happy

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Post by Orwell on Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:03 pm

"Oh rounded buttocks, mounds of joy
apple of the eye of boys
yes, we remember, we who dwell,
beneath the stars and stairs as well."


I suspect a certain unsavouriness here, Petty... Suspect

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Tinuviel on Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:14 am

Suspect By the looks of this, I think I'll need to make a hair cloak for this thread!!!!!!!!!! I'll make it special, for girls eyes only!!!!!!!!!!
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There ladies, we now have peace flower

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Kafria on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:29 pm

Excellent, here would be the place to confess.....

My fascination with a certain mini series may be influenced by a certain yorkshireman
Andrew Lee Potts!
yummy!

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Saradoc on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:55 pm

I liked him in Prime Evil, that's all I'm saying! Haven't seen Alice, may grab it off the net if I run out off boxsets, and ofc when the potter boxset comes out that's all ill be watching for a while!


But anyway he plays the 'action nerd' really well in prime evil...hmmm... and I've ran out of things to say!

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Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

Post by Tinuviel on Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:56 pm

Shocked Eldo, how did you get through my magic sheild???

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:10 am

Tinuviel wrote: Shocked Eldo, how did you get through my magic sheild???

Oh dear.... a bolt from the blue.... Oh where did that come from, your Majesty? And Eldo --- what are you up to? Hobnobbing (and perhaps more Wink ) with the hobnobs? Shocked (I'm impressed! Smile )
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Post by Baingil on Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:14 am

Where's Eldo? I just see Saradoc.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:17 am

"Where's Eldo?"

Well if you don't know Baingil what chance us? Maybe its like Find Wally (Waldo if your a US citizen)! He's here somewhere but disguised as a bit of the scenery!

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Post by Baingil on Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:39 am

Oh, I can find him if I want to, but in this thread is a different story!
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Post by Saradoc on Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:29 pm

I am Eldorrion!

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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:47 pm

WOAH!!!!! affraid
Did not see that! Sorry Saradoc!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:13 pm

This place is very confusing at times, especially this girlie thread place. But then what can I expect from the fairer (but softer) female mind! Shocked

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Post by Kafria on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:12 pm

I spy a scots hobbit, he's carrying a stick and using it to try whack a hornet's nest, silly boy! Very Happy

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Post by Pretty Tyrant on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:31 pm

My dear brother can be so clever on somethings (how bad Pj is usually) but so very stupid in others, he's always been that way. Not to worry he will get what he deserves {{{{I've put brackish water from the Lower Pool into his buckie supply and for added amusment some frogs- I doubt it will teach him anything, Petty isn't too good at learning lessons, not even the time he dropped a penny in a fire- took three weeks for the burns to heal he just wouldn't give it up!}}}}.

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Post by odo banks on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:55 pm

I can vouch for that, Mr Tyrant, if the old tales of the McTyrants are anything to go by, about your family stupidities, that is, not sure about the clever side. You know, it's said by our old Gaffers that if a McTyrant drops a penny in a fire, he'll burn himself every time getting it back -- never learn. The Gaffers say the "finger singeing" is true. And just now I've heard a rumour that you yourself has even told the English it's true - in confidence. Rumour only, I know, but no doubt true, as I said! The English! Rolling Eyes Pillow talk is what I heard Shocked - and you know about English women and their loose lips! You're all stubborn. Yes, all Tyrants and McTyrants (same thing) are stubborn. Stubbornly stupid the McTyrants (though I mean it kindly). And not clever at all - except to other McTyrants - and who are you to judge? (As to loose lipped English women, I'll say no more!)

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Post by Orwell on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:03 am

Salacious rumourmongering, Odo? Tut! Tut!

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Post by Baingil on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:04 am

Orwell wrote:Salacious rumourmongering, Odo? Tut! Tut!

Indeed, it doesn't sound very respectable! Shocked
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Post by Orwell on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:32 am

No, not all. I hope Odo is not some kind of Pharisee. That would be most unrespectable!

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Post by Beren on Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:48 pm

Not respectable at all, I might have to knock some sense into this one....
Did you hear that Odo? that was the sound of my knuckles cracking!!!!!! (on my good hand of course)))))
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