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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 8:39 pm

You really dont want to know! Embarassed
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Post by zeus on Thu May 10, 2012 8:55 pm

Dont worry i'll be on my best behaviour,, (((in front of the wifey anyway))))
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 8:55 pm

Best not mention the Golden Showers then! Shocked

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Post by hera2 on Thu May 10, 2012 8:58 pm

Golden Showers? whats that? has he been up to his old tricks again? the Cloud thing was bad enough!
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Post by King Midas3 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:05 pm

Golden Showers yeah that was my idea.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:08 pm

Always wanted to ask King Midas- do you not find going to the bathroom a risky propostion? I mean some things you dont want golden!

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Post by Hades2 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Good question Scottish human, nice to see there is someone at this dratted picnic I can talk to, anyway it did turn to gold so I melted it with my furnace and put a tap on the end, its very chic in a Chav kinda way.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 9:21 pm

I am hoping Hades isnt going to do any smiting and plagueing at this ere picnic. Shocked
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:21 pm

Well that sounds...posh Midas.

And in fairness there is more than a week to go until the picnic officially opens. Im only here to look out a spot for my barrel and where I am going to put my, ooops I mean, Queen Tinuviels Buckie supply.
Need somewhere with a bit of shade and where Beren won't see it- and not just shade for the buckie, we Scotshobbit turn to lethatrgic pools of sweat in tempertures above about 6 degrees you know.


Well its ocome as a God of your choice- there might even be more than one Hades- you never know!

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Post by Dionysus2 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:27 pm

Somebody menton Buckie. hic! Nice.
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:29 pm

Ah now! Nobody touches the buckie without my say so!!! Evil or Very Mad
This is Queen Tins private reserves and she gets a bit, tetchy, if things happen to it.
Besides she has probably put some sneaky elvish magic on it or something to safeguard it.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 9:41 pm

I found the buckie stash, honest, its down there look!



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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:42 pm

Ooh is that my taxi?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:45 pm

Where did my taxi go? Mad
And get your eyes of my buckie you sandal wearing hummus eater! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 9:49 pm

here it is, keep your kilt on!


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:53 pm

I think I've been drinking too much again. Shocked Either that or the Valkyries have been on a make-over show.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 9:55 pm

Its Pegasus silly, is he grey, is he white? give him a carrot and he'll tell you.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 pm

Grey or white my buckied eyes can deal with- its the pychedelic rainbows that are making me ill!

ps do I need one of farmer Dave's special carrrots?

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 10:41 pm

Yus Wink
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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 10, 2012 10:46 pm

oops well they do say its better out than in!

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Little Loki Panic on Fri May 11, 2012 12:15 am

oh I loves a little party
as I'm only very little
trotting amid the togas
lips a'drippin' with my spittle

oh i loves to trot Olympus
my arse close to ground
espying all the bare legs
some hairy, some quite round

oh I loves to drink the nectar
provided by the Gods
I should love to dance with Hera
with Dryads, Naiads, frogs

oh I loves a little party
but i'm only very little
oh I hope every Goddess loves me
in spite of all my spittle!

Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri May 11, 2012 12:21 am

I need an umbrella emoticon. Is that rain?....Eeewwgh! Suspect

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Post by Little Loki Panic on Fri May 11, 2012 12:29 am

Oh will you come to play with me? -
but you seem a little petty! -
and somewhat brawny for a Babe -
is your hair a little wetty? -

some say as you're a Lady -
though you seem too crude for that -
and what's hanging 'neath your kilty -
so long, so round, so fat?

oh dearie! a vital part of you! -
I thought it was your sword! -
Eegad! You're not a girlie -
You're a Laddie after all!

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri May 11, 2012 12:32 am

Hey why is there a little chap under my kilt peering at my, um, little chap? Shocked
What sort of a picnic is this going to be Mrs Figg? Get your Gods under control before I have a pressing need to relieve my buckie consumption over him! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Fri May 11, 2012 12:39 am

Who the blazes let him in? Dont want any of that sort at my picnic, scare the horses he will, and me, crikey! pale Little Loki Panic? I want respectable gods at my picnic thank you.
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