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Post by David H on Tue May 22, 2012 6:36 am

Ummmmm........so we don't need the horses then? scratch
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Orwell on Tue May 22, 2012 7:25 am

Well.. what happy chance, Dave! Very Happy I mean: you Dave turning up with horses (and a balaclava? Shocked it's not that cold! Suspect - anyhow....) you can help in the search. Give me a heave-ho up on to one of the horses and we'll ride like the wind.... toward Archet! I may save my reputation as a Shiriff yet! .. and please be careful where you put your hands when you give me a heave-ho - I am a Lady!... err... this Great Grey horse doesn't bite or bronk, does it? pale

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by halfwise on Tue May 22, 2012 11:53 am

Nice costume Orwell....what, you me to tie myself up for you? Gladly.....gladly. Okay just put your finger there while I tighten it.....no, no....up a little - yes that's it....

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by halfwise on Tue May 22, 2012 11:58 am

.....I never realized how warm and soft your fingers were....hey! what are you stufthing in by bout$%!???..urgth......

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Tauriel on Tue May 22, 2012 2:49 pm

um If you are looking for a chap that looks like a peeled turnip, he's up a tree with a black squirrel, he tried to steal the squirrels nuts but the squirrel was a lady so she didnt have any. He's asleep in a nest, he was cooling his engorged head in the black river Styx, and fell into an enchanted slumber after climbing the tree. I cant wake him, even when I showed him my leathery quiver, nowt. No
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Lancebloke on Tue May 22, 2012 3:16 pm

I got over here as fast as I could.... my Shadowfax replica is not the real thing, but it sure makes you feel the wind through your hair.... and your mouth. Positive report is that there are no more caravans heading this way... word had reached as far as Erebor that there was a little party going on.... seems to have turned the place in to a lonely mountain again as all the dwarves wanted their fill.

Bad news is I came from Archet way and all I saw was a pile of shirrif attire that seemed to be smoking... hope it wasnt one of your colleagues Orwell?
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Post by Norc on Tue May 22, 2012 8:09 pm

Love your avatar. (I love top gear! I've been to top gear live Very Happy true fan here!)
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Post by Ally on Tue May 22, 2012 9:55 pm

Always loved Top Gear: the bike-car-train-boat epic race and the caravan episode are greats! And that one from this year where they had to film that action chase! Yeah, I watch it for comedy more than car stuff but it's still great! Great show!

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Post by Pretty Tyrant on Tue May 22, 2012 9:55 pm

Ooooh Mirry, this has been the best birthday ever! I love you Pass the soap Porgy.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Tue May 22, 2012 11:26 pm

Oh will you forget all that crap you people. I've only just arrived - but where's the picnic --- not one toga in sight... Mad
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Post by Pretty Tyrant on Tue May 22, 2012 11:28 pm

Well there's no pleasing some people it seems.. not even with a loofer.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Tue May 22, 2012 11:31 pm

Yes.. well.. while I admit nothing, I do find you very Eighteenth Century in your bed-manner, Pretty... Where are some of the newer guys and gals? This Zeus chap sounds bold... and Hera seems enchanting...and I truly got wondering what Athena was hiding under her voluminous gown...and Halfy with his hair down and his shoes off... but where.... where? Shrugging


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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Wed May 23, 2012 12:44 am

I hope there's some picnic left for me --- I've come as... can you guess, Porgy.... Yes indeed! The Midgard Serpent! cheers

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Little Loki Panic on Wed May 23, 2012 12:47 am

Thank goodness you're here, Lovely Daughter of my Loins, I need your help.. Will you please scorch a certain angry hobbit by name Odo Banks.... Hey! You're not my daughter! The cheek! Who are you? Mad

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Wed May 23, 2012 12:50 am

I'm just a 'umble Science teacher from the Nor'o'England - in the northwest Forumshire to be mathematically accurate... I'm dressed up for the picnic.... Do you like it?

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Little Loki Panic on Wed May 23, 2012 12:51 am

Very nice... but I'm a bit preoccupied --- Odo's trying to kill me...

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Orwell on Wed May 23, 2012 12:52 am

Hi guys and fellow girls! What's that you say, Loki - Odo's trying to kill you...? Don't blame him.... Probably thinks you're a Turnip Person does he?

Anyway, you're under arrest... for Changing Me into a Girl... Against the Law son. Unwritten Forumshire Law - Crimes Act 1872 (FT) subsection 4:

"No Forumshiran under any circumstance shall change another Forumshiran into Something Different or Someone Else without the Full and Sane Consent of the former Forumshiran, such Consent being Gained Before and Not after such Enchangenment."

It's Unwritten Law, Loki --- I expect you'll get ten - though personally I'd like to thank you, especially come shower time... but the Law's the Law! Come along....

Who's this then? Odo! You're back! And your eyes aren't crossed. Your current unfortunate episode is over I take it - all is back to normal... but what's this about you wantin' to kill this Little Chap? Hmmm? scratch


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Post by odo banks on Wed May 23, 2012 12:59 am

Oh no, certainly not... It's Orwell isn't it? Lovely - lovely lovely... [cough]... I'm okay now - put under a Spell of Bemusenment I was, by this chap - and you might arrest Mrs Figg when you see her --- tricked me into drinking laudanum, the tricksy wench!

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Post by Orwell on Wed May 23, 2012 1:02 am

Well, well, well... a Spell of Bemusenment was it? You'll get at least five for that.... come along....

What's that - you want to spill the beans about Odo's 'past', Little Mister Panic? hello, hello, hello, as if anyone in Forumshire would believe anything you'd say, you lousy blighter! Rolling Eyes



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Post by odo banks on Wed May 23, 2012 1:09 am

Well, that's that then... Excuse me Kafria, I'm off to wash my hands... Lovely tattoo by the way...

Oh and I'm still in time for the Picnic...goodie.... I'm sure there's plenty of Unrespectability still to Thwart! I must check the bushes after I've checked on the caterers... Hey! No one's eating or drinking - can't be any profit in that.... lazy caterers - not one spruiker among 'em. It'll be the last time I employ talking animals as serving wenches - or contract out to "Beorn Services"! Rolling Eyes

And where's that damned Hostess with the Mostest? Mrs Figg! Mrs Figg! Where are you? Probably on the laudanum again... Rolling Eyes

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Post by halfwise on Wed May 23, 2012 2:46 pm

Pseudo-Kafria wrote:I hope there's some picnic left for me --- I've come as... can you guess, Porgy.... Yes indeed! The Midgard Serpent! cheers

Oo Kafria, me liky! Reminiscent of the work of Craig Tracy:


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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 23, 2012 4:37 pm

The gods sent me this very nice photo to remember the picnic


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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 23, 2012 4:41 pm

Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!! Am I too late for the picnic? Even gods of war need to let their hair down you know.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 23, 2012 4:51 pm

chin chin Petty!
chin chin Orwell! I say old chap you seem to be moderating Amarie's bustle?
oops sorry Petty my hand 'slipped' on the eel oil!
((((did Mirry notice?, nah shes necking buckie like theres no tomorrow))))



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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 23, 2012 4:58 pm

Heres my advert in the NotP pater! 'Respectable lady seeks gentleman with enormous turnip head, for stamp collecting and punishment! hurrah I have a reply he looks like my dream beaux.

mmmumph!! yes dear


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