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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by odo banks on Sat May 12, 2012 1:01 am

We have tidal waves here, Hera --- get off with your foreign-sounding disasters! Shocked

If you don't mind, though, can you leave off until after the Picnic... I mean - I do have some Personal and Business interests in the event now...and, may I add, I am a more than solid provider for the Eruvian Church at Needlehole - and my interests are (surely) protected by Eru Illuvatar Himself!! Nod

Did you know, I sit up the front at Church, and am always impeccably dressed, a veritable Worthy of the Church - Respectable, you know - Respectable... Very Happy {{{Not like those disselvelled souls down the back who sneakilly put their last pathetic pennies in the Offering Tray in the hope they'll be forgiven. Rolling Eyes}}}

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Post by Little Loki Panic on Sat May 12, 2012 3:24 am

Tauriel wrote:Hey can I come to this picnic?

Methinks me like you, Tauriel!
I heard you were quite arboreal,
roses, daphnes, asphidistras,
oh sexy greenie Earthern Mistress!

Oh now I sit and happy whittle -
My lips drip-a-drip all a'spittal -
Thinking of your curvy bow,
I think you're hot - I think you know!

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Tinuviel on Sat May 12, 2012 6:30 pm

affraid I was gone for less than a WEEK and we're invaded by Greek and Norse Gods?????? What is the meaning of this!? Only I can be the most powerful, beautiful, best nosed, AWESOMEST being in forumshire! I AM THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!! I shall not be usurped! Extremely Crabbit

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat May 12, 2012 9:26 pm

Indeed Queen Tin, there are far too many oiks and weirdos here for my liking! Not to mention that hussy Tauriel. Mad I had imagined our picnic to be like this:



But the way things are going, its going to end up like this:

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Jemima Plungebucket on Sat May 12, 2012 9:39 pm

Oi! are you callin me an oik loik?!!
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat May 12, 2012 9:45 pm

well if the smelly clog fits!

and by the way my E-ZEE Wench agency is NOT disrespectable, i'll have you know I oil the eels of Crowned heads of Europe, and my girls are highly trained in Opposable Thumbage for the rich and famous hobbits of Bree! Mad
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Jemima Plungebucket on Sat May 12, 2012 9:55 pm

ooooh hoity toity, I bet your friends in high places dont know I am yer cuz? and i'll wager they dont know where you lernt all yer high fallutin eel charmin ways? I'll tell Ma on you I will! that Mr Odo is nice and polite though, HE is a gennelman, always minds his P's and Q's, and the moon shines so sweet on that huge head of his.
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Post by The Wife of Bubblebath on Sat May 12, 2012 10:14 pm

girls girls tut tut gentlehobbits dont brawl in the streets like two plucked chickens, what will Zeus think? and him being the spitting image of my first hubby n'all hehe!
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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Tinuviel on Sun May 13, 2012 3:12 am

Extremely Crabbit Extremely Crabbit WHAT IS THIS RUMPOUS FROM OLYUMPUS?????

You all better check what you're drinking the day of the picnic Suspect

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by odo banks on Sun May 13, 2012 10:59 am

I shudder at the thought of what Eru Iluvatar will think when His Day Comes! Rolling Eyes

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun May 13, 2012 12:19 pm

You all better check what you're drinking the day of the picnic- Tin

Rest assured your Maj I am staying right here, right next to your personnal store of 'rasberry juice'{{ Wink }} to protect it from these rampagaing Gods and Goddesses. drunken Already had to fish that little Loki feller out of a barrel. Mad Completely ruined the taste forcing me to get rid of it all by consumption. drunken

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun May 13, 2012 9:16 pm

and for the ladies we will of course be having authentic Olympic Games, Orwell has got Petty in a manly headlock.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Norc on Sun May 13, 2012 9:29 pm

Really looking forward to this, already have my oufit ready Very Happy

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun May 13, 2012 10:32 pm

"Orwell has got Petty in a manly headlock."- Mrs Figg

Hey! Mad I'll have you know that is a timehonoured Scotshobbit wrestling move known as 'the chewin aff aw his knackers'. Pretty has won medals at it.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun May 13, 2012 10:45 pm

So thats why Orwell talks in that high pitched squeak, Very Happy I did tell him to use my all purpose eel oil and then nobody would have been able to get purchase on the family jools.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun May 13, 2012 10:52 pm

Well in a proper Scots wrestling match the participants should be oiled up in proper manly fashion of course. Thats why its such a tricky manouevre to pull off. Pretty's skill at it is uncanny.

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Orwell on Sun May 13, 2012 11:10 pm

Ooy! Shocked

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Amarië on Mon May 14, 2012 7:54 am

Rules and safetly is very important to the ancient Greeks. See how the man with the stick is checking to make sure the jools are properly oiled?

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Little Loki Panic on Wed May 16, 2012 12:45 pm

What happened to the picnic?
Is everyone scared off?
Are you a pack of wusses?
Or just a stack of Toffs?

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 16, 2012 12:50 pm

Indeed only 3 days to go! Does it open on the Friday or the Saturday Mrs Figg? Is there an opning ceremony? Entertainment ready to go? Oooooh, excitment and buckie anticipation builds!! bounce

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Post by Orwell on Wed May 16, 2012 1:00 pm

I think I'm working then --- or sleeping --- Sad

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed May 16, 2012 1:05 pm

Extremely Crabbit you had better not be sleeping Orwell.

erm I dont know Petty, I bow to your greater influence over the gods, as I know you supply them with buckie from the back of a white van.
erm opening ceremony yeeps! maybe a flaming torch or something fitting?


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Post by Amarië on Wed May 16, 2012 1:06 pm

Now would you look at that! Little Loki is an old style Aisha! Awwww... Very Happy

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Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 16, 2012 1:13 pm

Not to worry Mrs Figg- the NotP feared such a thing might happen and has a contingency plan for the opening. Although admitedly I've had to modify it a bit- yoou'd think they would understand a Hobbit Lass of the Day does not count as a torch holder! Shocked Pretty has the Lasses Union up in arms. (But I suspect only because if anyone is to be used that way publicly at a mass media event she wants it to be her Mad )

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Post by Little Loki Panic on Wed May 16, 2012 1:16 pm

Ooh I'm a cute little pussy,
With a very licky tongue,
I'll do a lot of licking,
When the picnic is begun!

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