The Royal Birthday Thread for Queen Tinuviel

[Pettytyrant101]

Happy Birthday Your Majesty!
I am told the NotP have been working flat out (that usually means drinking and then panicking as the deadline approaches)- a birthday NotP should be ready for delivery later this evening (so heres hoping with time diffrences its still your birthday Tin!)

[Norc]

congratulations dear majesty!

[Eldorion]

Happy Birthday, Queen Tin! I hope that you have a wonderful day. Enjoy being 17.

I'm looking forward to reading the NotP when it's ready.

[Mrs Figg]

happy birthday Your Maj, your subjects salute you on this auspicious day

[Tinuviel]

Ah yes, the NOTP, this should be an..... er.... interesting article

[David H]

[making low sweeping bow] Many happy returns of the day, Your Majesty!

[Pettytyrant101]

I am reliably informed it is a 'celebration of our Queens favourite things'- whatever that means at the NotP!
(and should be delivered in roughly 2-3 hours from now, very approximately).

[chris63]

Happy Birthday

[Ally]

Happy Birthday Lady Tin! xxx

[Pettytyrant101]

Apologies for the lateness of this edition- its not my fault for once! Those NotP reporters finished it hours ago but were so keen to celebrate Her Majesties Birthday they were blind drunk for several hours before anyone noticed they hadn't actually been delivered.
So here I am late at night, slogging up the hill to Needlehole with it. And their story about me and the Queens buckie I should say is almost untrue entirely. {{And now I will be just niping off, very quickly}}}
(Incidently this is the 21st issue of NotP- there have been 35 editions of the Daily Purist too! Doesn't time fly in Forumshire!)

[Eldorion]

Two NotPs in two days is worth another celebration! Just read quickly before Photobucket takes down Her Maj's hobbit hunks.

[Tinuviel]

I appreciate the NOTP tireless efforts! AND YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO PETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anway, thanks again for the birthday wishes, and I must let you all know that I got the Weathertop Lego set!!!!!!! The ringwraiths look like darth vader

[Orwell]

17?

Oh must be 17,000 --- but you don't look a day over 16,000, your Majesty!

Talk about well preserved!

{{{I guess it's all the buckie! }}}

[Wisey Banks]

I wonder if her gorgeous nose
is as old as she?
17,000 years old today?
(That's almost as old as Amarie! )

And of her legs
and of her arms
her spine her neck
her head
i wonder how old her
bits and bobs
her fingers and her
toey nobs
her face
bum
knees?

Are they as old as her nose?

What came first I ask?
Her perfect nose?
Or her gorgeous clothes
her mother made to
cover
her little pink body
when she was but a gleam?

I think, while her nose is venerable,
it remains refined
and crooked in perfect
err ... crookedness...
and the rest of her is quite good too -
if a bit old too -
she's been around a long long time after all -
oh our Gorgeous Tinuviel!

...Maybe she was born with a perfect nose? ...

Anyhow - just to be safe -
I do propose
to wish Happy Birthday to both
her body
and her
nose!

Happy Birthday Tinuviel!


Traditional Ballad for Elvish Queens - JRRT Tolkien (if he had of)

Wisey Banks

[Pettytyrant101]

Did you just call Queen Tin's exquiste and award winning nose crooked? And on her birthday too?
I'll just be sitting over here watching for her (and no doubt Beren's) response. Now where was that popcorn?
Actually on second thoughts, considering the, em, buckie situation, I'll watch from careful concealment behind this suspicoulsy handy bush.