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Post by Eldorion on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:21 pm


USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
To all Americans and our friends around the world!



Join us in celebrating what is best about America:

MUSIC!


EAGLES!


FIREWORKS!


HISTORY!


GUNS!


BABES!


BABES WITH GUNS!


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!



USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA


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Post by chris63 on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:26 pm

Happy 4th july Eldo.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:20 pm

Happy July 4th Guys! Thanks for Star Trek, Firefly, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Married with Children, ridiculous breakfast cereals and against all the odds and expectations not destroying the world yet in a nuclear holocoust.
I miss the American hamburgers at the big party in the town stadium on JUly 4th, ours just don't taste the same, so have one or four for me.
I'll be raising a class to the Americans- our wayward but much loved cousins across the sea.
Here's something from my youth, used to see this everywhere round here once upon a time, American sailors often got it tattoed. So if you ever see someone with it you know they served their country over here (and know a thing about buckie too).

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Post by David H on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:11 am

Yay!!! The day we get to blow things up!!! cheers

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Post by Norc on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:16 am

happy 4th if July! have fun Wink
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Post by halfwise on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:11 am

thanks for the "AMERICA, F*#CK YEAH!" reminiscence. But the visuals are more to the point in this version:


If Ted Nugent performed it he wouldn't have realized it's a parody.

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:44 am

I actually meant to find that version, Halfwise, but I was too lazy to keep looking. Razz Editing it into the OP now; thanks! Very Happy

Can't wait for fireworks tonight. Celebrate your country by blowing up a small part of it! cheers

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:48 am

Surely fireworks are socialist commie ideas? Suspect Can't get more Chinese really. You Americans and your hypocrisy! Wink

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:07 am

The Great American Melting Pot, Petty! Very Happy

Let us all take a moment to soberly remember our history from the Revolutionary War and be thankful that we get along better now.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:28 am

lol! Eldo.

Red Coats! Evil or Very Mad We hated them just as much as you lot did! At least Scotland gave you cowboys. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:59 pm

USA :carrot: Cheerleader

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Post by David H on Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:54 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Surely fireworks are socialist commie ideas? Suspect Can't get more Chinese really. You Americans and your hypocrisy! Wink

Ah, but you see we're buying them from the Indians so it really doesn't get more American than that! Razz

We just finished shooting a whole lot of mortar rounds into the sky, and hundreds of neighbors and tourists on the beach are doing the same. One exploded right over our heads as I was putting my horse away earlier, almost landinig him on top of me. The shelling will probably continue till an hour before dawn. There will be no peace tonight!
:carrot: USA :carrot: USA :carrot: USA :carrot:
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Post by leelee on Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:37 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote: lol! Eldo.

Red Coats! Evil or Very Mad We hated them just as much as you lot did! At least Scotland gave you cowboys. Nod

Scotland gave them cowboys, whatever are you talking about? But then again we have little Texas in Alberta and that it the city of Calgary, a Scottish name and oh yes the Calgary Stampede and oh now i think of it we have Scotsman Hill there too. When I lived there during Stampede week you could ride your horse right into any bank or square dance in the street. All my fellow conference call operators would simply join in and tell our employer that we could not get through the streets, the buses I mean , they did not care. In our country we celebrate Canada Day on July 1 and then celebrate July 4th and we all know Oh say can you see ...off by heart and Oh beautiful for spacious skies... but no Americans know our Oh Canada, and in the movie Stewart Little his teacher said there was another country above theirs called Canada but it wasn't discussed because Canadians want to be alone. "
It's true and it made me smile. I hope your day was all you ever hoped for. I will always love America because she allowed the broken and fleeing and eve those who mock and belittle her to come into her gates and start a new life. That is really something.
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Post by David H on Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:05 pm

leelee wrote: but no Americans know our Oh Canada,

Back in the dark ages when all television used to go off the air at night, our US stations would sign off in the wee small hours with trailers of "bombs bursting in air" before going to test pattern and static snow.

CBC on the other hand used to sign off and on the air with a beautiful 1 minute film of little children standing on a hillside, half of them in red rain slickers and half in white rain slickers in the shape of a giant red maple leaf, singing "O Can-ada!" with alternate verses in English and French.

How can a person not love such a people? Very Happy I hope that trailer is still out there somewhere.

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Post by leelee on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:33 pm

David H wrote:
leelee wrote: but no Americans know our Oh Canada,

Back in the dark ages when all television used to go off the air at night, our US stations would sign off in the wee small hours with trailers of "bombs bursting in air" before going to test pattern and static snow.

CBC on the other hand used to sign off and on the air with a beautiful 1 minute film of little children standing on a hillside, half of them in red rain slickers and half in white rain slickers in the shape of a giant red maple leaf, singing "O Can-ada!" with alternate verses in English and French.

How can a person not love such a people? Very Happy I hope that trailer is still out there somewhere.



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Post by Forest Shepherd on Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:36 pm

Fuck yeah! America!  Very Happy cheers USA  Metal

Four years later and it's still going strong!

Nothing like remembering the Amerexit to put the relative painlessness of the Brexit into context.  study

Anyway, I hope the fireworks were good. Happy 238th Birthday U.S.A.

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Post by malickfan on Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:12 am

Happy 4th July my American friends Smile pub Cheerleader Thumbs Up USA


I celebrated it by drinking lots of Tea  Smugdog


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:37 pm

{{{{ Laughing }}}}

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