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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Amarië on Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:56 pm

I don't have time for Pottermore so I am trying to pretend like I don't want to join.

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Orwell on Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:40 am

Forget Harry for a moment! I want to know where Mrs Figg gets er smileeemoticonthingees... And also why Eldo hasn't put ' em on here yet for the use of the rest of us villagers! Banghead

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Norc on Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:11 am

I need friends at pottermore... can you guys pm me your usernames? Smile or something, not really sure how it works yet.
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:25 pm

Norc, I dont know whether its my computer thats slow, but I cant get it to work, figures! Mad I get to the first chapter Privet Drive, a few paragraphs from the story appear and then there is no indication of what to do next, I tried clicking everywhere like a whirling dervish and all its says to me is that something peculiar is happening, yes I know its peculiar, but it wont tell me what the f-ing heck to do next?. its annoying. Mad


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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:26 pm

woah there my computer just posted 3 of the same posts little bugger. Shocked


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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:26 pm

No


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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Norc on Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:02 pm

you have to click the arrows Wink or your flash thingi needs an update Wink
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:46 pm

I dont have a flash thingi, what is a flash thingi? Shocked I once saw a flash-er if thats any help? Shocked

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:31 pm

I think Norc is referring to making sure you have the latest updates to Flash PLayer- which a lot of internet sites use- more flashy the site more likely it is to need the latest version.
If you google Flash PLayer it should be the first on the list- Adobe Flash Player.

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Norc on Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:20 pm

yeah, that's what I meant Very Happy
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:32 pm

(((((( hmph! I'll just pretend I knew what it was )))))

oh yes Petty I knew that, I was joking!


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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:50 pm

Mad Thats the problem with you female types Mrs Figg- it is impossible to ever be 100% certain a female genuinely does not know how to do a thing and when, for their own devious and wily female reasons, just wish to appear as if they cannot do a thing (usually so some dumb bloke will do it for them). Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:40 pm

well in theory I know how to build a wall or change a wheel, but the trick is to pretend you dont, get a man to do it, and then compliment him on his, a) big muscles, b) superior brain c) practical wizardry. that way he feels useful and I dont, a) break a nail b) get oil on my skirt c) look highly unwomanly and post modern.

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:45 pm

See what I mean? Devious and wiley- I dont think Eve ever even needed that apple!

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:44 pm

If thousands of years ago women had the upper body strength of men, we wouldnt have needed to develop our cunning plan talent, we had to talk our way out of getting bonked on the head with a club, or getting dunked in the local pond, or having 20 kids by the time we were 25, we had to be wiley and charming and devious to survive, if we had had big arms, none of this would have happened. Shocked

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Ally on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:14 am

Harry Potter, for me, was your Lord of the Rings, so don't be so nasty you guys!

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:20 am

Was bad enough peope were even comparing the two the first time round Ally. Now it rears its wizardy head again from the dead to haunt us and steal our residents valuable time. Evil or Very Mad
And in ten years time she will back with a version about them all grown up to milk your nieve misguided generation of even more of its cash! Mark my words. And if she doesnt Hollywood will with a terrible romantic comedy about the love life of Hermoine (is that the right name? Sounds like an antiseptic lotion for something embarrassing?)
Ahh feels good to be crabbit. Nod

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Eldorion on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:40 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Ahh feels good to be a prick. Nod

Fixed that for you. Wink
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:48 am

erm I dont know how to say this, but erm, I have.......cant find the words......well I'll come straight out with it.

They put me in Slytherin..

what can I say?

I know! Suspect How could they? No

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Eldorion on Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:03 am

I guess the Sorting Hat figured eels and snakes are close enough. Nod
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Norc on Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:21 am

Gryffindor for me!! Very Happy
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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:04 am

The crabbit truth must be heard Eldo. The State shall not silence me!!

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:55 pm

It must have been the eels damn, I knew it would come back to haunt me. btw they said that Merlin was in Slytherin so its not all bad. Very Happy

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:35 pm

Ron Weasley is cute, well in HBP he is anyway. Embarassed

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Re: Harry Potter

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:48 pm

Pottermore is boring. Shocked

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