Face-Palm Thread

Page 2 of 2 Previous  1, 2

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by chris63 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:17 am

Florida

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
avatar
chris63
Adventurer

Posts : 7298
Join date : 2011-07-04
Location : Perth, Australia

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Eldorion on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:14 am

lol!
avatar
Eldorion
You're Gonna Carry That Weight

Posts : 22731
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 23
Location : Maryland, United States

http://nolondil.tumblr.com/essays

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:00 am

lol! Nice one.

_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39523
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Norc on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:38 am

haha, LOL! xD
avatar
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 18972
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 23

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:08 pm

lol!
avatar
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 21907
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 87
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Orwell on Wed May 21, 2014 1:13 pm

Smugdog 

_________________
"Skirts!" cried our respectable Master Odo. "Skirts! And they have the temerity to call them 'kilts'.... Eru darn my socks!"

From "The True Tale of the Un-magical Coal Scuttle."
avatar
Orwell
Dark Presence with Gilt Edge

Posts : 8567
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 99
Location : Ozhobbitstan

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 21, 2014 8:38 pm

Orwell? Is that you? Or am I hallucinating again, and if so why you, why couldn't it be the one with the go go girls and the trampoline?  Mad 

_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39523
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Face-Palm Thread

Post by Orwell on Thu May 22, 2014 7:48 am

Go go girls and trampolines may be all well and good - and conjur up pleasant pictures, I grant ye - but since becoming a Survivalist, I have put away such juvenile pursuits - after a fashion....

_________________
"Skirts!" cried our respectable Master Odo. "Skirts! And they have the temerity to call them 'kilts'.... Eru darn my socks!"

From "The True Tale of the Un-magical Coal Scuttle."
avatar
Orwell
Dark Presence with Gilt Edge

Posts : 8567
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 99
Location : Ozhobbitstan

Back to top Go down

Page 2 of 2 Previous  1, 2

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum