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Post by Norc on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:25 pm

so last year, Petty.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:33 pm

I consider it a bonus if I'm in the right decade Norc!

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Re: The Young

Post by Eldorion on Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 pm

I'm so 2008

You're so 200-and-late

...no?
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Post by Eldorion on Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 pm

I feel dirty now. Embarassed
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Re: The Young

Post by halfwise on Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:41 pm

Best to make these kind of mistakes when you are still young, Eldo.

That way as you keep making them throughout the coming decades you'll have grown used to being disappointed in yourself.

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Post by leelee on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:33 am

halfwise wrote:Sheer brilliance!

What amazed me is the absolute lack of any expression or change of expression in the audience behind him. Were they coached to keep poker faces?

I hardly ever understand what the rest of you are talking about unless its sort of grade three, but I find it strangely comforting at three thirty in the a.m. when I cannot sleep and really need to. The repartee is such that I feel somehow as if I am floating on an inner tube down a slow moving creek. awesome.
And Halfwise I am totally fascinated by your lineage. I wish you would make an entire graph as far back as you can remember. I just KNOW you are somebody terribly important. Smile
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Re: The Young

Post by halfwise on Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:59 pm

Leelee - you have to watch the video Norc posted to understand those comments.

Lineage? I crawled out from under a rock. David's the interesting one, he's hitchhiked to ice castles.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:01 pm

Ah but what kind of rock Halfwise? And on which planet? Suspect

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Re: The Young

Post by halfwise on Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:04 pm

Oh damn. I shall have to start obsfucating.

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Re: The Young

Post by Norc on Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:47 pm

romney is a mormon!? omg.. now I understand everything, no offence of course, but it explains a lot..
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Post by halfwise on Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:57 pm

I used to think he was a moron but he did much better at the debates than I expected.

As far as being a Mormon I don't think it explains anything that wouldn't be explained by being a practicing member of one of the more fundamentalist versions of christianity. Maybe the uber squeaky clean image.

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Re: The Young

Post by Norc on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:01 pm

well, I dunno.. but I always like people who has an open mind, and I don't get the impression that well.. I shouldn't talk about it. I'll just end up insulting someone, when I don't mean to.
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Re: The Young

Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:35 pm

Yeah, I don't mind Faith at all, but I dislike Religion intensely (i.e. Fascism -- or Theofascism to be precise).

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Re: The Young

Post by Norc on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:40 pm

I heard the mormons baptised our late King Olav after he was dead. They probably thought they were being nice, but common! He is not part of that religion, he's a king. stop inflicting your religion upon others Mad
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Re: The Young

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:42 pm

How can you baptise a dead person? scratch Dunk their skull in a bowl of water?
And if he is already buring in hell (and he was a king so quite likely) I doubt it would help much.

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Re: The Young

Post by Norc on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:44 pm

someone can be a replacement, really stupid. He was a good king, probably adopted though, but still. a good king.
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Re: The Young

Post by halfwise on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:15 pm

Yep, it's baptism by proxy. An ongoing process at the rate of several per minute as i understand it. It's mathematically doomed but rather sweet I think.

And if they do it when I'm not around it's really not inflicting anything. Why bother getting upset over it?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:18 pm

But thats baptising someone against their will- they are dead not like they get a say in it- someone baptises me after Im dead I'll come back and haunt the bastards.

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:20 pm

Norc wrote:I heard the mormons baptised our late King Olav after he was dead. They probably thought they were being nice, but common! He is not part of that religion, he's a king. stop inflicting your religion upon others Mad

Was he given up by his (single) mother at birth, Norc? Was she on the dole in West London - worked as a clerk in the Coal Mines and was laid off by Maggie Thatcher and fell on hard times? Betcha that's exactly what happened! Then her own Father got her pregnant in a blind fit of sexualized drunkeness and when King Olav (the Eighth?) was visiting London nine months later, he bought the baby from her for thrupence and took him home and made him his heir. Love these Cinderalla stories. I guess being inbred, the baby was a natural heir of the Royalty. I reckon I could like a King like that btw.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:20 pm

Are you saying you are inbreed Orwell? Suspect

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:22 pm

I am not the 'Father' I spoke of, Petty.... Yrrrrk... horrible Scotshobbit! Though I understand your mistake. I do have a certain "Royalness" about me. (And my name's Orwell not Olav - btw!)

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:31 pm

Sorry- just seemed to explain a lot....

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:32 pm

No it didn't! pale

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:40 pm

Well it would hardly be a suprise would it? What with your ancestors all being stuck in a big prison basically. And we all know what goes on in prison. Twisted Evil

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:45 pm

How insulting (however true)! Have you no tact? Shocked

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