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Post by Manwe Sulimo on Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:49 am

Eru wrote:This thread has been blessed by Eru.

Praise be!
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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:18 am

OK who's doing this...

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:53 am

{{{{ Bloody Gods, nothing but trouble! There'll be ladies having to guard themselves from raging white bulls and such before you know it Mad }}}

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Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:56 pm

And being turned into trees, and trapped forever in the depths of Hades...men have it lucky, they just get slaughtered.

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:56 pm

halfwise wrote:Alas, Forumshire is but a pale shadow of it's former weird self.  

I know many other things of which I could say the same. I feel Tolkien was right, the world of Faerie is fading.  It's inexorable.

Looks like the gods heard halfy's prayer and answered it! cheers
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Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:23 pm

I was kinda thinking the same thing!

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Post by bungobaggins on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:26 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:OK who's doing this...

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't even find it to be remotely funny.
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Post by Manwe Sulimo on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:39 pm

bungobaggins wrote:Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't even find it to be remotely funny.

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Post by malickfan on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:43 pm

Did Petty ever find a lady in the end Question

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Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:01 pm

Boy have you been out of it! Laughing He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! Shocked

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Post by malickfan on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:03 pm

halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it! Laughing  He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! Shocked

Shocked

When you say vegetables, I take it you don't mean chips and baked beans?

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:17 pm

halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it! Laughing  He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! Shocked

It's an Eruvian miracle!
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Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:23 pm

malickfan wrote:
halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it! Laughing  He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! Shocked

Shocked

When you say vegetables, I take it you don't mean chips and baked beans?


He hasn't been too descriptive since he doesn't actually recognize most of them... seems to be in the love-struck mode of goofy-smile-and-nod-your-head, whatever happens. It's all buried in the Tales of Home thread, I believe. Spends long periods befuddled at his loss of crabbit. Have you noticed that he and Figgs haven't been fighting as much as before? That's a sure sign. Nod

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Post by bungobaggins on Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:08 pm

halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it! Laughing  He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! Shocked

Pics or GTFO.

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:10 pm

There are pics of them on Facebook but I don't want to post anything without permission.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:08 pm

I don't have the patience to dig through ALL of Tales of Home, but in the middle of this page there's a mention:

http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t1327p500-tales-of-home-7

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:35 am

{{{{ Mad She hides vegetables in otherwise tasty food! And she buys ones I dont recognise so I dont know they are a vegetable (ok I admit that is most vegetables) and they are never deep fried in batter either like proper food Mad And it'll be a year at the end of December Halfy- a whole year of eating vegetables- surprised I'm still alive! Mad }}}}

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