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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Orwell on Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:23 pm

Is it true PJ is the offspring of a uncouth relationship between Shelob and Sauron? Just sayin'... Shrugging

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Bluebottle on Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:50 pm

Eldorion wrote:Heck, I'd settle for just the Hobbit hole.

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:13 pm

They see and hear all you know pale

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Eldorion on Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:20 pm

What? You guys are saying you wouldn't want to have your own (fully furnished, human-sized) Hobbit hole to chill in?
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:40 pm

Not that one. I'd get too crabbit every time I looked out the window and noticed the grass was wrong Mad

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Bluebottle on Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:40 am

Um.. I might mostly have been refering to the seemingly mandatory double meaning to the use of the word in said publication.

And you just said "human-sized," Shocked :facepalm: making it a hundred times worse.. Razz

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:41 am

The grass is definitely wrong then!! Shocked Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Eldorion on Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:01 am

Bluebottle wrote:Um.. I might mostly have been refering to the seemingly mandatory double meaning to the use of the word in said publication.

And you just said "human-sized," Shocked :facepalm: making it a hundred times worse.. Razz

Not a dirty, wet, nasty hole. Rolling Eyes A Hobbit hole; and that means comfort. Nod
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by azriel on Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:34 am

Id like a Hobbit Hole Nod A solid round door to keep nosy oiks out, a roaring log fire, all snug & cosy, dam right I would !

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Elthir on Mon Nov 03, 2014 2:47 pm

I guess I can wish Jackson a happy birthday ... I mean he never climbed down from his pile of jools to wish me one, but I am a forgiving sort.

So, as a wise being once wrote it, to Peter Jackson: 'HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY'

Now with respect to making any more Tolkien films however... Mr. Jackson, don't do that anymore and go away please.
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Bluebottle on Mon Nov 03, 2014 2:54 pm

Eldorion wrote:Not a dirty, wet, nasty hole. Rolling Eyes A Hobbit hole; and that means comfort. Nod

Now, what am I supposed ot read into that? Shocked

Okay, perhaps it's better to let this joke go. Razz Running jokes can be fun, but this one seems to be limping a bit at the moment.

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by azriel on Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:08 pm

Oh ho Blue, Im way ahead of you & I really wish I wasnt pale
Okay nurse, IL go quietly now Crying or Very sad

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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!

Post by Bluebottle on Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:16 pm

This joke is in so spectacularly bad taste, I can't help but smile. Very Happy

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