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WHY MEN SHOUD HAVE SEVEN WIVES

Post by Orwell on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:00 pm

I think Men should have Seven Wives.

(1) There are more hands to do the housework.
(2) There would be less sexual duty over the week.
(3) There would always be someone to talk over things and undertsand your feelings, without expecting the Man to, especially after work.
(4) There could be more help with child rearing (without bothering the Man after work).
(5) There are plenty of other good reasons to have Seven Wives (including gardening).


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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:21 pm

I think women should have 7 husbands. seeing as,
1. men cant multitask.
2. are always too 'tired' to take you to the cinema/shops/whatever.....
3. are always putting off those boring jobs around the house.
4. lose everything, car keys, socks, wallets....
this way there is always a man around to house to moan at.. Razz

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Post by Orwell on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:30 pm

I'm happy to compromise, Mrs Figg. Very Happy

1. Seven Wives could multi-task (to the power of 7!) Just think of the productivity gains! Shocked
2. Two women could go to the cinema/shops/whatever.... and see/get/do what they enjoyed doing (and with someone who was actually interested).
3. With Seven Wives, those boring jobs around the house could be distributed evenly (without having to annoy the Man).
4. A Man would have no need of car keys, socks, wallets... especially if two (or three) Wives went to work. (This way there would be no need for a man to moan around the house... except for perfectly valid reasons at the proper moment with one of his Wives - perhaps two).

There you go, Male Ingenuity matched to Female Endeavour. Perfect world, methinks. Very Happy

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Post by halfwise on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:36 pm

Everyone should have seven dogs.
1. They are never grumpy after work
2. They never expect you to go shopping with them
3. They never lose keys, wallets, etc
4. They are always willing to listen to anything you tell them
5. They don't care where the toilet seat is, so long as the lid is open

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Post by Orwell on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:43 pm

Pure objectivity, Halfy! Very Happy And yet... what about... certain things... not that I would mean to pry... Embarassed

Anyway, I've gotta tootle - me Missus wants me to go shopping with her... (which is just my point exactly... Rolling Eyes )

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Post by halfwise on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:54 pm

Certain things? Suspect
I've surely got no idea what you are talking about, Orwell.

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Post by azriel on Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:58 pm

I think women should have 7 husbands only if the men were "gay"
1. "gay" men are very good at housework
2. They share womanly interests,so youde have someone to talk to
3. They enjoy shopping,especially clothes shops
4. They are imaginative & creative around the house,decorating with flowers & romantic pictures
5. They put their smelly socks IN the laundry ! (not on the floor for 3 days)
6. They give great massages !
7. You'll never be nagged for sex ! for as we know girls, with "straight" guys its hardly worth the bother of getting undressed,a bath lasts longer.

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Post by Orwell on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:01 pm

I'm quite shocked to think Gay guys would have smelly socks... Shocked

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Post by halfwise on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:14 pm

I'm starting to get a glimmer of understanding of why when a woman takes a bath it seems to take forever.

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Post by azriel on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:16 pm

Oh,not the sock smell straight men have,that could stop a herd of rabid rhino's,more like the sweet scent of "Dior Homme" or "Givenchy Pour Homme"
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Re: WHY MEN SHOUD HAVE SEVEN WIVES

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:56 pm

or you could just go for a T.O.W.I.E metrosexual guy. you get the gay benefits but with more sausage. perfick.

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Re: WHY MEN SHOUD HAVE SEVEN WIVES

Post by Orwell on Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:00 am

What if a guy just has a metrosexual friend? Does that count, Mrs Figg? Very Happy

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Re: WHY MEN SHOUD HAVE SEVEN WIVES

Post by Norc on Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:09 am

halfwise wrote:Everyone should have seven dogs.
1. They are never grumpy after work
2. They never expect you to go shopping with them
3. They never lose keys, wallets, etc
4. They are always willing to listen to anything you tell them
5. They don't care where the toilet seat is, so long as the lid is open

this. I had six dogs once. at the same time. three grown dogs and three puppies, which eventually grew.. and not small, barking annoying dogs. Big dogs.
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Post by Eldorion on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:53 am

Suspect
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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:28 pm

and dogs like sniffing ones bits.

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Post by Norc on Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:34 pm

they sniff everything. they're fucking high.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:55 pm

That would depend Norc what you are letting them sniff! Shocked

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Post by Norc on Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:58 pm

erm..
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Post by Kafria on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:06 pm

socks!

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Post by Norc on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:13 pm

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Post by Orwell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm

Trust Norc to norc a perfectly good thread.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:15 am

Wheres yooper?

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Post by CC12 35 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:17 am

ELDORION PLEASE TALK TO HER. SHE'S GONE MAD WITH LONGING FOR YOOPER. IT'S SCARING NEW MEMBERS PERIOD WHAT BLOOD STOP RED HER

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:21 am

I IZ NORCING UR FORUMZ!!!!!!!!!

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Post by CC12 35 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:23 am

I often think of Harlem
that's where I belong
that's home
you miss youper
that's cool
but I will help you find him

*you done much singing*

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