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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:04 pm

I am so glad there were no mobiles in my misspent youth. I shudder to think! affraid

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:07 pm

Did they not have those ones with the exploding bulbs and nice sepia colours?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:14 pm

Yeah but they took so long to take a picture you had time to get your clothes back on. Nod

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:20 pm

Boring.

Clothed fun is no fun at all. Is it disturbing to say I'm having fun right now? And I haven't showered today!

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Post by azriel on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:24 pm

you stoned ?
3 in a bed?
shagging the dog?
half cut ?
Bashing the bishop ?
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Post by RA on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:51 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:it was on his return that the French invaded.
Not at Home.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:57 am

Laughing

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Post by Lancebloke on Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:59 pm

I dont get it.

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Post by CC12 35 on Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:20 pm

yh but a thread about an archer isn't rly 2 talk about yr sex lif-oh your talkin about bilbo

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Post by Norc on Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:22 pm

all of the above.

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Post by chris63 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:17 am

Since where off topic



Dont we have a veggie thread somewhere ?
Sure Dave made one.

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Post by David H on Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:30 am

chris63 wrote:
Dont we have a veggie thread somewhere ?
Sure Dave made one.

Nope. I don't think I've ever started a thread. I just veginorc others. Twisted Evil

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Post by Lancebloke on Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:59 pm

CC12 35 wrote:yh but a thread about an archer isn't rly 2 talk about yr sex lif-oh your talkin about bilbo

Maybe I need some glasses but I think you missed out some letters. You're not from round my way so it can't be chav text talk you got going on there.... could it?

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Post by Norc on Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:46 pm

veginorc, good work, though techincally it's not norcking eheh..

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Post by CC12 35 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:04 pm

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CC12 35 wrote:yh but a thread about an archer isn't rly 2 talk about yr sex lif-oh your talkin about bilbo

Maybe I need some glasses but I think you missed out some letters. You're not from round my way so it can't be chav text talk you got going on there.... could it?

wot m8 i wz just chattin 2 dis duck whil w8n 4 a m8

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Post by Lancebloke on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:00 pm

duck??

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Post by chris63 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:36 pm

Lancebloke wrote:duck??


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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:42 pm

That's what they teach us in the army - look like a duck. When the shit goes down, you have to think as fast as the duck's feet move, but still look as cool as a duck does above water Laughing

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Post by CC12 35 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:51 pm

*does duck face in honor of the troops* marykoco

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:04 am

you're all quackers
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Post by chris63 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:13 am

Bill me Rolling Eyes

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Re: bows and arrows

Post by azriel on Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:59 am

A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.

They approach the first pond, the dog runs ahead into the brush. He comes back and waves his tail once. The owner tells his friend that this means there is one duck on the pond. They walk up, and sure enough, one duck flies off.

At the second pond, the dog waves his tail three times. The owner explains that this means there are three ducks on the pond. When they walk up, exactly three ducks take flight.

At the third pond, the dog runs back and forth, humping the hunters' legs and chasing his tail. The friend asks what in the world this means. The owner explains, "This means there are so many f**king ducks on that pond, he can't even count them."

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Post by Lancebloke on Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:01 pm

I know what a duck is.... wondering how it worked with chav talk. More like those northerners.

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Post by the truth on Tue May 14, 2013 9:15 pm

To answer Azriel's question from pg.1 Archers tended to be from the lower classes , it was easier for poor people to buy or make bows and arrows than to buy swords and armor , Incidentally giving someone the bird (flipping them off) came from Archers , when they were captured in battle it was commonplace to cut their middle finger off so they could not draw a bow back ever again, so when archers went into battle it was commonplace for them to show the enemy the cockfinger ,and that is how one of our favorite insults came about .
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Post by the truth on Tue May 14, 2013 9:17 pm

hope all is well with everyone , Ive been quite busy lately and havnt been online much .
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