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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:05 pm

Hey where my breakfast?! Mad

Am I going to have fetch my own? Fine- Ill have a buckie and whisky chaser.

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:07 pm

azriel wrote:So,Orwell, has the hand job going ? got CRAMP yet ? And is the intention of pissing up walls meant to grow mushrooms ? does Dave know about this ? Im wondering, after youve blitzed out the "gents", puked on the floor due to over buckie excess, choked up after gobbling nuts down (& if THAT isnt a euphemism, I give up !) just to see if "Miss nutcracker 2013" really IS a 38DD, staggered home & collapsed in a heap,(together or separate,its up to you ) Who do you think clears it all up ? makes it sparkling for the next onslaught ? Ready for round 2 ? Mmm ?

A person could quite easily construe what you said in a negative a manner... if a person was any good at construing woman-talk, that is.... scratch Anyhow, be off with you, Lassie. Buy you an Archers! Drink with the boys! Shocked What tosh! Rolling Eyes Mind, if you were to make us brekkie as Petty suggests, we might make an exception... and I'm pleased you've found a use for Halfy... at last.. (apparently)...

And you, yes, you the boy who looks a lot like a girl, are you old enough to be here...? Then, it's up the bar, off you go. Everyone is expected to shout sooner or later... Mad

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by azriel on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:21 pm

No, just delicately hinting as to who is brave enough to clean up the wreckage Nod . As for Halfy, poor little fluffy thing, I worry for that boy ! He looks so innocent ! I fear, in the clutches of a more (ugh hum) "mature" person, he might be used in an unsavoury way silent ......and as for brekkies...(back to THAT again,)....well....High hopes there Im afraid Smile

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Post by Lorient Avandi on Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:16 pm

I'm really not sure what is with this thread....

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Post by Eldorion on Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:18 pm

Let's just say that Orwell has his own idea of what manliness is.
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Post by Amarië on Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:19 pm

Eldorion wrote:Let's just say that Orwell has his own idea of what manliness is.

... and girlyness.

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Post by Eldorion on Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:20 pm

He's very progressive. Nod
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:13 pm

Eldo- none of you have any idea what manliness is! Evil or Very Mad
And seeing as both you and Lorient have been suspcously absent when it comes to buying rounds and entering the who can piss highest up the wall/ or chasing the fag butt along the urinal competions you have a lot to answer for already!
Get 'em in, and two bags more bags of peanuts and we'll have her with 'em oot! bounce

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:24 pm

If I wasn't on my way out the door to protect you guys from shadows and naughty peoples, I'd like as not give you all a darn serious talk about manliness... but Alack! I'm off now... Mad {{{Keep up the fight while I'm gone, Petty - and please don't eat all the nuts!}}}

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Post by Orwell on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:13 am

Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions. Very Happy

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by azriel on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:27 pm

Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions. Very Happy

Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............? Very Happy Wink
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:30 pm

Well Ive been painting and decorating- which must be manly because whenever there is any to be done you cant seem to find a women, or if you do they make a right arse of it, or even worse- do it right! Mad

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by azriel on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:47 pm

Mmmm, getting down & dirty with a paint brush ? Very Happy
You might find women turn up at just the right moment to check to see if you've done it right.....& if its not ?.......

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by halfwise on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:50 pm

azriel wrote:
Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions. Very Happy

Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............? Very Happy Wink

Drinking COFFEE??!!! Oh Azriel, have you learned nothing in this thread?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:01 pm

I assumed she meant with a dash of buckie in it, or in my case with a dash of cofee in the buckie.

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Post by azriel on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:46 pm

Yep, that was a faux pas wasnt it ! Rolling Eyes What I should have said was anything flammable if no buckie was around ! Wink

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Post by Norc on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:56 am

halfwise wrote:
azriel wrote:
Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions. Very Happy

Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............? Very Happy Wink

Drinking COFFEE??!!! Oh Azriel, have you learned nothing in this thread?

tea?

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Post by Orwell on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:06 am

Nice contribution, Chris. cyclops

Norc: NOT a good contribution. That chap looks far too metrosexual to be on this thread. Suspect

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Post by Norc on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:39 am

what.. nooo.. it's very manly, right? beer.. dick :)party, lederhosen Smile

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Post by Norc on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:43 pm

whenever men try to look cool.

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:22 pm

I am currently being very manly and cooking up dinner. Did the washing up before that!

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Post by Amarië on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:30 pm

Lancebloke wrote:I am currently being very manly and cooking up dinner. Did the washing up before that!

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