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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:02 am

Ill let you handle that one Orwell.
Im going to get some peanuts, Im sure I can see a bit of areola, anoher four bags and we'll be there!

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:04 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{Its always the same- golf clubs, gentlemen clubs- they always want to come in gibbering about equality or female orgasms or some other imaginary nonsense and then they just hang around being women- the whole point is to have somewhere where there are no bloody women. Its like they know- and wont let us!}}}}

Sorry, Petty, but I can't help it... lol! And so true.. soooo true! Nod

"they just hang around being women" - that's just soooo true! {{{Laughing}}}

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Post by azriel on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:06 am

Im with CC, this is just the place to TRY to find out how men "tick",( I think its "tock" now) & show us the piccys ! Nod

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:08 am

CC12 35 wrote:i thought this was a thread to look @men

You obviously accidentally misunderstood and misconstrued things, Kooky! Look at Men? Women look, I gather? How revolting! Ladies don't do that. That's for people like Mrs Figg and Azriel... and you..? Well, I see... Anyway, I'm keeping my kit on, seeing as you lassies have clearly come here to gawk! What, you're own thread too boring... Well, I guess it's all women stuff there, so I shouldn't be critical... I mean, Eru made us girls and boys. His fault really.. Mad


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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:09 am

azriel wrote:Im with CC, this is just the place to TRY to find out how men "tick",( I think its "tock" now) & show us the piccys ! Nod

See my last post, Azriel... Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:09 am

I think Ive worked it out Orwell- women have discovered that if men get together, with no women about we start to think! Thats why they dont let it happen. Well, that and it inevitably seems to leads to sodomy and the Tory party.

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Post by Ally on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:11 am

CC12 35 wrote:does anyone know where I can get a grey leather jacket and really nice sleeveless summery blouse?

If I didn't dress like a children's theater teacher on a kibbutz, how would anyone know it was me?

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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:13 am

Kooky's just-as-annoying twin! What next? Rolling Eyes

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by David H on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:14 am

So is somebody going to buy a round? Anybody? Ladies?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:14 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I think Ive worked it out Orwell- women have discovered that if men get together, with no women about we start to think! Thats why they dont let it happen. Well, that and it inevitably seems to leads to sodomy and the Tory party.

You make some good points - however uncomfortable they might be. Shocked .

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:15 am

Its been Orwells round for about two hours Dave, good luck on that front. Mad
And thats if you can get to the bar for women being esoteric at the barkeep. Mad

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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by David H on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:16 am

Yes, ummm....now that you mention it, what exactly does that "Boys Only" mean...... pale
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:17 am

David H wrote: So is somebody going to buy a round? Anybody? Ladies?

No, no, no - we don't want the ladies here, that's the point David. They have their own thread now. Think of this as a Men's Shed, where manly stuff happens. Don't encourage them whatever you do. No

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:18 am

Hey I think the women are finally gone. cheers
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell? scratch

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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:20 am

David H wrote:Yes, ummm....now that you mention it, what exactly does that "Boys Only" mean...... pale

Look, either we want women here, or we don't, David. You're probably used to women being around in their skirts and lowcut tops and suspender belts and feather boas - but on this thread --- well --- we might need to make some adjustments when it comes to entertaining ourselves... however awkward...

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:21 am

Well for a start it needs some manly decor- so I found a couple of posters of Who ladies to brighten the place up.




Thats better and more manly already. Twisted Evil

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Post by David H on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:22 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Hey I think the women are finally gone. cheers
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell? scratch

Yeah Orwell, I need some clarification too. It seems Manly stuff doesn't involve alcohol but it does involve boys, is that right? Suspect
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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:22 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Hey I think the women are finally gone. cheers
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell? scratch

I'm thinking about buying a sander as the top of the door in my son's room is sticking.... That kind of thing - I think... My God... I've become so metrosexualized, I'm not sure I know what Manly is anymore.... Shocked

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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:23 am

David H wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Hey I think the women are finally gone. cheers
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell? scratch

Yeah Orwell, I need some clarification too. It seems Manly stuff doesn't involve alcohol but it does involve boys, is that right? Suspect

Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing. I think it's still Manly to drink alcohol, though I confess you do seem quite unManly when you're out cold on the floor, Petty wth your kilts all a'sprawlin' - attractive as some men might find that... not me, of course... Embarassed


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:25 am

So not just talking about ladies wobbly bits and whose is best then?
Actual stuff?
So um whats the problem with the door then? And does it need the expense of a sander?
Could you not reduce with sanding paper by hand, or alternatively even plane it?

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Post by David H on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:26 am

Orwell wrote:
Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing.

[sigh] That's what I was afraid of. No
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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:28 am

My hands are probably a bit more delicate than they once were - what with all my metrosexualization over the years --- Bloody Women! Shocked

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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:28 am

David H wrote:
Orwell wrote:
Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing.

[sigh] That's what I was afraid of. No

I did an edit, David. Hope it clarifies things for you. Very Happy

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Post by David H on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:28 am

I do like the artwork Petty. Looks more like Men leading Girls into Womanhood though. I don't know if Orwell will approve.
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Post by Orwell on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:30 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well for a start it needs some manly decor- so I found a couple of posters of Who ladies to brighten the place up.




Thats better and more manly already. Twisted Evil

Didn't see this for some reason... Perhaps we're moving in a better direction now... I was beginning to feel a bit awkward Petty.. and David wasn't helping.... Mad

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