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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:56 am

Computer before school? Is that allowed?
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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:05 am

i always play on the computer before school llooool.
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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:06 am

Kids these days.

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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:07 am

em. not a kid..
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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:16 am

If you say so...
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Post by Eldorion on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:27 pm

My normal morning routine is wake up, crawl over to turn off alarm, pick up computer, crawl back to bed, finish waking up while playing on the computer. Very Happy
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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:33 pm

mine is zombie walk to Starbucks, scare kid behind counter, become humanoid, start day.

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:35 pm

I'm wary of becoming dependent on caffeine to start my day because I've seen what happens to people who aren't able to get their coffee fix for whatever reason. Razz
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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:42 pm

my day.
alarm goes off.
turn it off.
five minutes later
alarm goes off.
turn it off.
five minutes later
alarm goes off.
turn it off.

this goes on for about half an hour...

crawl out.

look out the window. check weather. 
if sunny and nice i go downstairs and have an ok start of the day.
if not. if cold and dark and cold.. foggy. i stand there for three minutes. 

go back to bed.
crawl out of bed.

and then... if i have more than 45 minutes, i am good, i will actually manage to do all i should do.
pack schoolbags
make lunchpacket
eat breakfast
wash face
brush teeth
make-up if i got the time and/or care
forumshire (it's a must)


if less than half an hour



i am fucked.






if i am really disciplined, i might get the time to take a shower before going to school...
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:49 pm

Mine is get up, realise Im still alive and stuck on the same planet, become very crabbit, drink buckie smoke a cig, go on Forumshire, become crabbit at Mrs Figg Wink drink some more buckie, try to get a job, realise I live in the job equivalent of a black hole in a town thats been dying on its arse since the US Navy left, become crabbit, drink some buckie, smoke some more, go on Forumshire, get more crabbit because Mrs Figg has responded to my last post with a perfect wind up, drink some more buckie, smoke, continue to drink until barely conscious, collapse somewhere between the Muck n Duck and my barrel (Daves pig stall is favourite, mud is so comfy) slowly awaken, realise Im still alive, become crabbit ect

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:52 pm

I am basically the equivalent of a cattle prod? Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:56 pm

No, no. You dont understand Figg, as a state of crabbit is the highest form of being its a huge compliment. Nod 

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:59 pm

oh ok Suspect 


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:01 pm

Mad 

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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:37 pm

sounds sad petty.. u could always start to strip. like in that movie "the full monty"
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:40 pm

I dont have to strip, I just have to spin round really quickly on the spot Twisted Evil 

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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:40 pm

Laughing yeah. true.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:44 pm

like a ballerina Shocked 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:45 pm

Maybe. How much to they drink first?

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:47 pm

they're all Russian, so lots of Vodka. talking of which, I went to the doctor today and he measured my height, he told me I was 5'7 and all my life I was convinced I was 5'5. what gives?


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:48 pm

Then yes.

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Post by Norc on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:50 pm

vodka=water in russia
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:51 pm

They are to be admired Nod drunken (their not bad at the old crabbit too, but they keep mistakenly channeling it into revolutions Mad  )

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:52 pm

I was 5'7 and all my life I was convinced I was 5'5. what gives?- Mrs Figg

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:53 pm

no

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