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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:36 pm

I thought whilst Dave was off sailing the high sea, and leaving his slurry patch a perfect bed for a drunk hobbit staggerning home of a night, that we should have a thread for any sightings of Daves ship.
So wherever he has sailed to this time lets see if we can find some sightings, newspapers, tv clips, local news reports, the sort of things big old ships turning up at dock usually appear in.

Anyone know where he was off to this time to give us a starting position?

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Post by Ally on Wed May 15, 2013 11:37 pm

Probably somewhere near the coast?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:38 pm

Yeah, thanks Ally..... Mad

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Post by Ally on Wed May 15, 2013 11:38 pm

You're welcome honey! Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:39 pm

Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Ally on Wed May 15, 2013 11:40 pm

Have a snickers sweetie! Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:45 pm

Sugar makes my kilt to perky.

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Post by Ally on Wed May 15, 2013 11:47 pm

I've already climaxed on the Peter Jackson sex thread.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:48 pm

I think, for better or worse I must have missed that.... Shocked

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Post by Ally on Wed May 15, 2013 11:50 pm

He wouldn't stop until I'd climaxed at least three times.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed May 15, 2013 11:56 pm

I wish I hadnt read that. No

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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship

Post by azriel on Thu May 16, 2013 12:30 am


Dave thought blending in with the Tropics was a good idea,


But even a veggie can get sea sick No

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 16, 2013 1:29 am

Poor Dave- I hope his sea legs are holding out! No

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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship

Post by Eldorion on Thu May 16, 2013 2:12 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Anyone know where he was off to this time to give us a starting position?

Somewhere off the coast of Washington or Oregon I believe. That's a pretty large area though.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 16, 2013 2:20 pm

heres the ships cat


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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 16, 2013 2:22 pm

he sent this photo of the potato stones of Easter Island.


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Post by Amarië on Thu May 16, 2013 2:27 pm

Somehow I don't think any sightings of anything shown above would be taken serious, so he might be hard to trace...

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Post by Ally on Thu May 16, 2013 3:13 pm

Ally wrote:He wouldn't stop until I'd climaxed at least three times.

This is probably my most intelligent joke of ALL TIME!

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Post by Eldorion on Thu May 16, 2013 3:15 pm

I just got it.

I blame sleeping for an hour and a half last night.
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Post by Ally on Thu May 16, 2013 3:21 pm

I think most people just thought I was incredibly horny last night

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Post by Eldorion on Thu May 16, 2013 3:24 pm

It wouldn't be the first time I thought that.
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Post by Ally on Thu May 16, 2013 3:27 pm

It's just that Peter Jackson sex jokes come so naturally to me.

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Post by Eldorion on Thu May 16, 2013 3:28 pm

Do you prefer chubby Jackson or skinny Jackson?
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Post by Ally on Thu May 16, 2013 3:30 pm

My material can cover both well enough. Cool

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Post by Eldorion on Thu May 16, 2013 3:34 pm

His talent seems to be positively correlated with his weight though ... makes one think.
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