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Post by chris63 on Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:22 pm

I was in the Disney store with my mate, He picked up a cartoon mouse toy and stuffed it inside his jacket.... then he left without paying. I thought that's taking the Mickey.....




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Post by azriel on Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:30 pm

I just had to sing the last line of your Mary Poppins joke !  Razz

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:30 pm


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Post by halfwise on Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:29 pm

Best joke ever, Ringo.  Nod 

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Post by azriel on Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:10 am

Shocked  Razz

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:37 pm

Shocked :facepalm: 

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:49 pm

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Post by azriel on Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:25 pm

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!

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Post by azriel on Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:34 pm

This is thanks to Lance really ....

"A Man decided to join the church and become a monk. He went to his new home and the head monk told him that in order to dedicate his life to the church he had to take a vow of silence, but he would be allowed 2 words every 7 years. The man agreed and began his new life. 7 years passed and the head monk said "You have done very well my son I shall now grant you 2 words."
"Food cold" replied the monk. "Sorry" said the head monk, "I shall have to sort that out for you as soon as possible."
Another 7 years pass and again he is granted 2 words.
"bed hard" he said.
"I'm really sorry" says the head monk, "I'll fix that for you right away."
Another 7 years pass and the head monk says "You have served us well and I'm happy to grant you another 2 words"
"I quit!" replied the monk.
"Good" said the head monk, "You've done nothing but moan since you got here."

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:44 pm

lol! to the jokes and the lack of political correctness!

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