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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:24 pm

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Post by azriel on Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:25 am

Hee hee, I know !! What were we reading as kids ? Very Happy


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Post by Eldorion on Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:22 am

I saw this while waiting at a light on my way home from work today. Very Happy



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Post by azriel on Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:41 am

I bet that looks good when the wipers go on Very Happy Ive seen doggy tails used on wipers & that looks funny when they get going.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:06 pm

Oh no! haha

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:12 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I noticed that sign said 29.9 metres, surely it should be 0 metres. otherwise landing is going to be complicated.
No that's in reference to a sort of lane-number thing. I believe. It's not an actual measurement of anything.

Another possible theory though for the photo is that maybe the picture-taker woke up on the plane, didn't see anyone else seated near him, looked out the window and took a photo, didn't see anyone in THAT either, and assumed the worst: that he was alone forever on the face of the earth!

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Post by halfwise on Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:57 pm


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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:12 am

lol!

"Q: Is your husband also responsible for the half arsed (I'm being generous) re-roofing project behind picture No. 1 ?
A: How rude. That is our house."

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:32 pm

Brilliant Churchill retorts in the House of Commons no127#

Irate MP to an apparently sleeping Churchill- "Must you sleep when I am speaking?"

Churchill without stirring- "No, it is entirely voluntary."

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:55 pm

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Post by halfwise on Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:56 pm

I just read the following: "Last year Brits consumed 2 billion liters of bottled water; but they drank 3 times as much tea, and 5 times as much beer."

Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:07 pm

sounds legit. Nod

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:28 pm

Make your Dad mad- radio Clyde wind up- daughter pretends to her dad she is going to do a photoshoot for Zoo-




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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:30 pm

zoo? is she pretending to be a monkey? or bear? BOOM! BOOM! Surprised

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by azriel on Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:38 am

Oh what ! Very Happy Great fun !! I love a prank it has to be said, & winding up someone who is easy to explode is SO much fun !! Laughing I enjoyed that !

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

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Post by azriel on Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:15 am

Awh Halfy ! he's lovely ! he's SO happy ! I love you

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Post by halfwise on Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:04 pm

http://www.odometer.com/lifestyle/36491/15-crazy-redneck-inventions-that-are-actually-borderline-genius

If not from the US of A, a "redneck" is a country boy. The term is often used somewhat derisively if you're not one, with pride if you are one. I'd lean towards the proud side any day - as Farmer Dave shows there's probably more intellect and creativity in the country than in the city.

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Post by azriel on Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:28 pm

Nothing like good old improvisation Very Happy

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Post by David H on Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:02 am

halfwise wrote:- as Farmer Dave shows there's probably more intellect and creativity in the country than in the city.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:45 pm

A classic bit of tweeting from the police on in the isle of Skye off the west coast of Scotland after they found a quantity of cocaine-




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Post by halfwise on Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:02 pm

that's exactly the kind of cheeky relationship which should exist between government and citizens. Let's them know they are respected but there are consequences.

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