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Post by Orwell on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:17 pm

CC12 35 wrote:my best girlfriend is a lesbian
I'm not homosexual myself, but I once had sex with a homosexual.  

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Post by David H on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:21 pm

I'd like to apologize for taking so long to get back with the caramel popcorn. Is anybody still hungry?
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Post by Orwell on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:26 pm

I had a donut with a 'salt caramel' centre last night at work. I'm still not sure about it yet...

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Post by David H on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:32 pm

I'm told it takes 7 to 10 tries before a person truly knows whether they like or dislike a new food, so you'd better buy another half dozen of those things and let us know how it goes:D 
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Post by azriel on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:33 pm

I would have liked some caramel popcorn but, hey ho Rolling Eyes 
I would have liked a piece of my son's family sized chocolate bar but I didnt get that either ! Mad 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:36 pm

I had a donut with a 'salt caramel' centre last night at work. I'm still not sure about it yet... - orwell

Is that some sort of code for another of your not a homosexual encounter? Suspect 

'I would have liked a piece of my son's family sized chocolate bar but I didnt get that either ! '- Azriel

He must have missed the family bit!

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Post by azriel on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:38 pm

Mmmm Twisted Evil 

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Orwell on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:45 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I had a donut with a 'salt caramel' centre last night at work. I'm still not sure about it yet... - orwell

Is that some sort of code for another of your not a homosexual encounter? Suspect 
Hey, I have never had anything to do with a caramel centred homosexual - salted or otherwise! Mad Mad 

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Ringdrotten on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:56 pm

Orwell wrote:Well, I'm sorry, Ringo, that you felt that way - but I won't ask you to apologise for feeling that way.

I won't, as I won't ask you to apologise for feeling that I was patronising either. I am very fond of this forum too, and its "Inhabitants", for the reasons you give, though I usually stay out of these heated discussions. This time, however, I felt that it went a little too far, and perhaps got a little carried away. But as what we have been doing here is argue over misconceptions, there's no real harm done as I see it. Have a good night (or day, as the case may be down under) Wink

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by CC12 35 on Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:58 pm

someone needs to post some one republic ft timberland to ease the tension

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:02 am

You did get a bit carried away, but I forgive you. No need to apologise, my good man. Very Happy 

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:02 am

Orwell wrote:
CC12 35 wrote:I think a lot of teens and young people are afraid of Feminist as a label. I know I was. I thought it was a bad thing until I was like 17.  Until then, every element of society that I encountered said they were loudmouthed judgmental hippie lesbians. It was intense. But I'm not a bitchy feminist, I'm a human with a fucking brain. And if that makes me a bitchy feminist, then woof woof motherfuckers.
I don't like labels either, as I hate politico-ideological thinking in any form, but sometimes labels are useful, if only for brevity in conversation. Very Happy 
how about Adorable Goofball? or is that patronizing? scratch 
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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:03 am

CC12 35 wrote:someone needs to post some one republic ft timberland to ease the tension
I really think we need a Thread just for you, Kooky --- maybe one with lots of padding... Rolling Eyes 

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Post by CC12 35 on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:04 am

i don't even remember the things that she said

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:05 am

Mrs Figg wrote:how about Adorable Goofball? or is that patronizing? scratch 
No, she's definitely that, ol' Kooky is. You're straight talking, methinks, and no patronization involved. Very Happy 

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Post by CC12 35 on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:07 am

i cursed her one time and rode on ahead #centreoftown

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:12 am

i don't even remember the things that she said - CC

For reasons I cant quite fathom this is my favorite post of the day. cheers 

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:15 am

I just got deja vu
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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:16 am

There's an ointment for that... I think... Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:20 am

raspberry flavoured, I forgot how to spell raspberry, I forgot the P. most embarrassing
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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:22 am

My goodness... does that imply it is applied with the tongue? Shocked 

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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:23 am

Mrs Figg wrote:raspberry flavoured, I forgot how to spell raspberry, I forgot the P. most embarrassing
Lucky I didn't follow my first instinct and make a joke about your spelling! Very Happy 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:25 am

I forgot how to spell raspberry, I forgot the P. most embarrassing- Mrs Figg

Actually, for Forumshire you were right the first time Figg- by decree of Queen Tinuviel herself who only drinks magical rasberry buckie (no p). Nod 
(You have to know these things as the Keeper of the Queens Buckie Cellar drunken )

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Re: Holidays and absences [2]

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:25 am

no Suspect 
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Post by Orwell on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:27 am

Mrs Figg wrote:no Suspect 
What are you 'no-ing' about now? Mad 

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