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Post by Mirabella on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:07 pm

A rumour is circulating that Ally is too grown up for Forumshire now and she's talking incessantly about cosmetics and pretty dresses and worrying about what boys think of her and is changing her name by Deed Poll to Susan. [sigh].

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Post by Little Loki Panic on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:14 pm

I've heard she has been seen around Needlehole with a much much older hobbit - a transvestite in fact. It was all quite innocent. They were off to the local bookshop - apparently to buy a book on the wildlife of the North Farthing.

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Post by Mirabella on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:15 pm

Was that a scowling disreputable looking chap with very hairy legs and a peculiar apparatus at his forefront? Suspect 

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Post by Little Loki Panic on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:16 pm

That's him!

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Post by Mirabella on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:17 pm

That was a Scotshobbit, you idiot! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Orwell on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:18 pm

Boom! Boom! Very Happy 

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by janesmith on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:18 pm

Now now - we mustn't start the party until she gets here.
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by odo banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:19 pm

I've heard she's got serious trouble with her IRL. Perhaps she's at the hospital?

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Post by janesmith on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:20 pm

Sad on her birthday of all days --- sad any time, I guess.
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Post by Biffo Banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:21 pm

Wotz un IRL? Suspect 

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by odo banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:22 pm

I hear it's a girl with quarter of her missing.

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by janesmith on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:22 pm

Now - let's not start gossiping and imagining things that may or may not be true.
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Orwell on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:24 pm

It must be the 'G'. That would be quarter of her. That's if she's really a girl. I've always wondered about that.

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Post by janesmith on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:27 pm

There you go. I did say we shouldn't start to gossip. I'm sure she's a girl. A young woman in fact. And a lovely young woman at that - if slightly esoteric and peculiar. Let's face it, Orwell, most folk are peculiar in Forumshire - though not queer like the Bree-landers. It must be the water here. It's said - by wiser heads (apparently) - that the water here makes you Narcissistic. Especially if you both reflect yourself upon it and drink it.
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by odo banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:28 pm

It must be this Thread. I swear things are getting a bit too esoteric for my liking. Mad

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:29 pm

I'm not sure this Party can really take off without the Party Girl.
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Biffo Banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:30 pm

Doen yu men Pardy Url? Very Happy 

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Post by Orwell on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:31 pm

Boom! Boom! Very Happy 

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:31 pm

whats an IRL? Shocked 
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by odo banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:32 pm

It's a GIRL who has lost her 'G' by all accounts.

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Orwell on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:33 pm

Which prompts some interesting pictures in my mind. Razz 

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Post by Biffo Banks on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:33 pm

Bum! Bum! Very Happy 

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:36 pm

NotP ??? No 
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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Orwell on Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:38 pm

Hey! May explain that recent sighting in Needlehole, Mrs Figg. Petty has been interviewing Ally so he can pass her life story onto the NotP so they can do a Feature Article.   Nod

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Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:25 pm

Sorry its later than advertised, you know that bit where they told me not to get too drunk? um, well.......drunken 








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