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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:01 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Women in shopping queues are making me crabbit!! Mad
Why are they never prepared when they get to the till? Ten minutes I was in that queue and what does the woman in front of me do when it comes time to pay? She start rummaging about in her shopping bag for a her purse, then proceeds to rummage through her purse for her card- why didn't she have it in her hand ready? We'd been stuck in the bloody queue for long enough Mad
I had what I was buying in one hand and what I need to pay for it in the other ready to go.
Be prepared women!!!!!! Mad (Especially if you are in a lengthy queue with a crabbit bastard standing behind you!)

why are they never prepared? like men don't fart around. Rolling Eyes

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Post by bungobaggins on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:33 pm

Hail damage on my car. That's what's making me crabbit.
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Post by Bluebottle on Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:21 pm

Hail damage? In July? Shocked

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Post by Amarië on Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:51 pm

We got our car and caravan thoroughly beaten up by hail in Germany last summer. Luckily the car windows held, but the roof windows on the caravan all broke (luckily just the outer glass), even the ski box on the car got a hole punched through.

We had pulled over had just finished eating. The kids sat covering their ears and some glass landed on the table.

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Post by halfwise on Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:22 pm

Have you mentioned your kids before?! Didn't know you had'em. Surely little adorable critters.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:27 pm

its 38 degrees here, only two less than Kuwait. No

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Post by Amarië on Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:56 pm

halfwise wrote:Have you mentioned your kids before?!  Didn't know you had'em.  Surely little adorable critters.

I have mentioned them a few times. Emmi will be 8 and Sam will be 6 after summer, and Sam's starting school this year. Smile

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:40 am

Bluebottle wrote:Hail damage? In July? Shocked

That's usually when hail is. Shrugging In the summer.
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Post by azriel on Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:49 am

We ( south east UK ) seem to get hailstones any time of the year these last few years. Nasty big stones to. If your out in a hail storm they can cut your face, make you bleed, leave you sore, as well as the damage they cause ! Ive seen them range in size from Mint Imperials ( sweets ) to ping pong ball size.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:47 pm

Summer- Its making me very crabbit.

1. Its been shit here- slightly warmer than winter but otherwise no different. So you get all the crap of summer- sticky nights, tons of flies and bugs, hedges needing cut ect but none of the good stuff Evil or Very Mad

2. Everyone buggers off to do things Mad - Amarie is taking her children to ominous sounding Italian parks, Ringdrotten is fighting trolls- Halfy is eating garlic, Daves probably has rowdy vegetables to deal with, Norc is having an actual proper life Mad I dunno where Sin's gone, haven't seen Blue in a while. And is Lance up a mountain again or something, did he steal a plane at the airshow and go off on a top secret mission? In short- bring back winter when no one has anything better to do than come on here! Twisted Evil

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Post by azriel on Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:59 pm

We're just keeping the home fires burning ! Rolling Eyes Summer here is same as you Petty, Winter with a bit of sunshine inbetween fierce winds, & torrential rain bouts. Ive gone nowhere this year & Im fooking bored !

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:24 pm

you lightweights. Rolling Eyes  here its 104  (40c) with 80% humidity. my sweat is sweating its so fucking sweaty. its been this hot for a month and its starting to get on my tits.

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Post by azriel on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:35 pm

Laughing

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:51 pm

I've got nothing better to do. Shrugging

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:25 pm

What a Face


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:26 pm

Thats the spirit Forest! cheers


'here its 104 (40c) with 80% humidity.'- Figg

No I couldn't cope with that, it goes above about 15c and I need to carry a mop about with me for swabbing purposes Mad

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:28 pm

I have to get up a 7am tomorrow as its the only way to get anything done. by 9am its already 31 degrees and cracking the flags. by 11am if you aren't sitting in a darkened room with the shutters closed then its probably too late. its a bit like being Riddick on the planet Crematoria. by 12 noon its like opening an oven door and having your lungs fried, so I have to stay put until 6pm before I venture out. By this time I have lost a pint of sweat and want to lick rocks to get some salt back in my body. By 2am in the morning I am still tossing and turning bathed in goo and raving and gibbering. might get to sleep for two hours before cicadas the size of Jack Russels start scraping bits of their bodies together, then the biting insects start buzzing round my lugholes. and it just goes on and on........... Mad


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:46 am

Hope you manage to get a good nights sleep Figg, and if you cant and happen to be awake I know a barrel that needs a good scrubbing, going at it is bound to tire you out Nod

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:03 am

And make her even sweatier! Really now Petty be considerate of the poor steaming lass. Unless she did it down in the surf or something.
Are you near the sea Figgs? That strikes me as the most sensible place to be in that kind of weather. Apart from hiding in old dank cisterns in the hills of course.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:06 am

On another note, I'm feeling pretty crabbit because my sister still isn't back. Meaning that I have to do chores for the fourth time in a row by myself and make dinner as well! I might go in for a salad or something easy except that we're out of lettuce and the stupid Caesar salad recipe is missing again. :facepalm:

Ah well, at least there's leftovers from this pineapple-cherry cake I made the other day. Well I'm off to do chores then.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:59 pm

What's lettuce? What's salad for that matter- can you fry it? scratch

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:32 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:And make her even sweatier! Really now Petty be considerate of the poor steaming lass. Unless she did it down in the surf or something.
Are you near the sea Figgs? That strikes me as the most sensible place to be in that kind of weather. Apart from hiding in old dank cisterns in the hills of course.

nope nowhere near the sea. No

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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:41 pm

How far from the sea are you?
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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:51 pm

erm about 40 miles

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:14 pm

To the dickhead Walter James Palmer, who killed Cecil the Lion.
I hope you get shot through the neck with a balestra, stagger round for two days suffocating in your own blood, and then are shot and have your head cut off for a trophy.

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