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Post by Ringdrotten on Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:41 am

You'll be in good company as a purist, Rhiannon Very Happy If you head over to the awards category you'll find me among the nominees for the most liberal award, but it's always nice to have another purist around to argue with! Very Happy

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Post by Hillbilly on Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:09 pm

Hello Rhiannon! Very nice to have you aboard. Many good people around here, especially us yanks. Anyone who works in agriculture though should not be trusted, just as a heads up.
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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:58 pm

What holes would you go near then Figgy?

And hello Rhiannon. Make yourself at home? Would you like tea?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:04 pm

I bet you Londers all have great big drafty palatial holes.

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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:15 pm

I think you would find mine is quite quaint.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:23 pm

Is your hole stuffed with antiques Lance?

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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:21 pm

No... only mod-cons.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:29 pm

what kind of holes? ones with good plumbing, its surprising that British holes dont use bidets. yucky I call it.  No obviously Scotshobbit holes just get hosed down every Spring.

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Post by halfwise on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:56 pm

Americans are generally confused by and slightly suspicious of bidets.  I do wish it would work its way into the culture, for my own comfort let alone those around me.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:39 pm

Its amazing how useful they are.  Nod specially in Winter when its too cold to get your kit off. or you dont want to get your (head)hair wet. or your feet. or your chest, back, neck, legs etc etc.

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Post by halfwise on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:13 pm

I couldn't figure out what you were going on about until I realized you meant if you use the bidet regularly you don't need a complete body wash as often. I was really mystified about how they helped you do the usual without taking anything off or getting anything wet...

Must be a cold water thing. Usually I welcome a hot shower in cold weather.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:18 pm

But considering people may have an average of two poos and 5 or 6 wees a day it stands to reason you wont have or wont want to have a full body shower each time? specially if its nippy out. But on the otherhand one may want to have a skid-mark free day. So bidets are the answer.

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Post by halfwise on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:21 pm

Americans just scrub with toilet paper, which is less elegant.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:38 pm

Wear a kilt and you need never worry about where to pee again, so long as as everything is pointing downwards job done.
None of your fancy foreign devices required. As to clean, whats wrong with giving it a good shake (obviously this differs for women who may need to adopt some form of shaking dance  Shrugging )

And never forget the golden rule- one shake bad, four shake good, 10 shakes- back away from the shaker!

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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:45 pm

Bidets? What do you need them for when the lining in your undies is so soft?
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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:46 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:Its amazing how useful they are.  Nod specially in Winter when its too cold to get your kit off. or you dont want to get your (head)hair wet. or your feet. or your chest, back, neck, legs etc etc.

Thought you got your kit off wherever... where did these rules suddenly come from?
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Post by halfwise on Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:56 pm

{{{ Hopefully we haven't scared our new member off with pottie-talk.  Embarassed  }}}

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:03 pm

{{{ Could be worse, she could have started on the forum reading the Archet Bugle and be wondering what sort of place has panty obsessed stories that are somewhere between Alice in Wonderland, Benny Hill and the Wizard of Oz with added sauce.
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Post by Orwell on Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:33 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:But considering people may have an average of two poos and 5 or 6 wees a day it stands to reason you wont have or wont want to have a full body shower each time? specially if its nippy out. But on the otherhand one may want to have a skid-mark free day. So bidets are the answer.

I'm not sure I needed such a comprehensive answer though.  Very Happy 

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:36 pm

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Re: Rhiannon's "I'm not afraid of poo" Thread (Formerly: Hello from a newbie!)

Post by azriel on Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:49 pm

Bidets were great after I had my kids, Bloody nurses did my stitches up to tight & a WARM sprinkle whilst astride a bidet stopped the tears for 5mins !

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:53 pm

Glad I've worked all my life among women, but I bet some of this conversation is giving the young lads here a start!  Laughing 

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Post by azriel on Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:55 pm

Nod  Oh yes !

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Post by Orwell on Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:12 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Glad I've worked all my life among women, but I bet some of this conversation is giving the young lads here a start!  Laughing 

Too right!  Shocked

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Post by RA on Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:14 am

azriel wrote:Nod  Oh yes !

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