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Post by David H on Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:26 pm

Confirmed sighting! cheers 

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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:47 pm

Petty goes Buckie-diving with Paw

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Orwell on Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:53 pm

I'm not saying I know anything but if I did know anything I'd know Petty is up to something... possibly in cahoots with an incedibly handsome hobbit of mature years who I'm too dicreet to name... But a Scotshobbit comes and goes just a pleases... I just wish he'd spend less coming and going doing belly-whackers and drinking buckie when there's actual work to do...  Extremely Crabbit  

{{Luckily, they are only small barrels by Scotshobbit standards, Dave... and so as long as there is not a commercial warehouse full of them, he may not toooo long....  Rolling Eyes }}}

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Post by Hillbilly on Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:56 pm

Well you're all wrong.  Petty has obviously been born again thanks to my persuasive and witty arguments and has joined a monastery where they take a vow of silence.  I have proof, but am not competent enough to post a gif yet.  (I would take a class on how to do it, but that would cut into precious proselytizing time.)
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Post by azriel on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:00 pm

I think he's secretly auditioning for a role in the new series of Dr Who, some TV scout saw his comely legs at a Haggis throwing contest deep in the wilds of outer Scotshobbitland & thought..."Eye up !"  Smile


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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:09 pm

comely legs in pink stilettos? The mind boggles.  Shocked 
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Post by azriel on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:22 pm

I said it was in secret  Saucy Wink  Nod

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Post by Orwell on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:11 am


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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:19 am

David H wrote:Confirmed sighting! cheers 



It was only a matter of time before he got lost in the Buckie cellars. I may need to hire a new keeper of Buckie as a result! He's a loose canon, drinking without any restraint! By the time he's done, there will be no Buckie left in existence. I only pray that Huan and Beren will find him before he gets so drunk that he doesn't fear them!

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Post by halfwise on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:22 am

Razz  I really liked the refrain, but it's the last verse that brought it all home.

(referring to the new song by Orwell Inc, cross post with Queen Tin)

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Post by azriel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:32 am

Nice song Orwell ! full of pathos, feeling, arrrrrh (blub)   Sad

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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:58 am

loved the song Orwell! I was grinning the entire way through  Very Happy 

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Post by Orwell on Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:11 am

Err.... thanks guys -- but I'm not sure one should be smiling at traditional Gaelic songs...  Shocked 

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Post by bungobaggins on Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:43 am

Cut out of Petty's avatar for further photo shop potential future sightings.


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Post by bungobaggins on Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:50 am

Aww, Petty made a new friend. Smile


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Post by Orwell on Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:12 am

Good one, Centurion. Laughing 

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:07 am

I have heard that he is secretly watching the LotR EEs back to back!

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Post by azriel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:10 am

I heard he congratulated Peter Jackson........ In person ! Saved up for the flight ticket & went !.......  affraid

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:15 am

Moving in to one of those hobbit holes in new hobbiton? Rolling around in the perfect grass (or so he now says).

Between the EE marathon, cavorting with PJ and grass a-rolling no wonder we dont see much of him here!

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Post by Norc on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:02 am

i think he's out having adventures with the doctor and amy pond.

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Post by David H on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:55 am

Norc wrote:i think he's out having adventures with the doctor and amy pond.

Oh! Oh! I have a picture of that! :carrot: 

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Post by Bluebottle on Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:22 am

So, where was he observed last?

Maybe we should have some kind of map where one could mark any reliable observations?  Laughing 

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Post by Lancebloke on Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:41 pm

Wait until I get home.... I will construct one!

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Post by Ringdrotten on Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:50 pm

That song is priceless, Orwell lol!

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Mrs Figg on Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:44 pm

there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl

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