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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:41 pm

Quite possibly David- I was making no assessment of anyone's mental state or motivations- I was commenting on the obvious contradiction and linking it to the more general trends in human society towards males reacting to visual stimulus and females responding by using visual signals.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:05 pm

like red monkey bums  Nod 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:07 pm

Exactly  Nod Which is why I keep mine so red, and then wave it at people from up trees  Twisted Evil

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Post by David H on Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:44 pm

There's a pithy bit of German folk wisdom, usually said of politicians, that translates something like,
"When apes climb high, they show their naked bums."  Laughing

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Post by Norc on Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:32 am

Noooo u norced the thread Sad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:49 am

Noooo u norced the thread  Sad  - Norc

Not entirely- part of the thread title is after all - 'to annoy Norc' - I'd say we succeeded!   Twisted Evil

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:45 pm

I'm surprised he is not there already.

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Post by azriel on Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:54 pm

Where do you think they'll stick the wick ?

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:10 am

...
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:25 am

lol! Azriel

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:02 am

Got admit thats the best celeb one Ive seen yet.  Laughing 


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Post by azriel on Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:55 am

Poor sod !  Laughing  They laid into him didnt they, He took it well tho, I saw the Tom Cruise one & that was funny  Very Happy 

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:43 am

lovely!

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Post by halfwise on Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:26 am

Mrs Figg wrote: .... feminists are feminine too, we like to attract men, not to cut their balls off, but because we like them, and want them to think we are hot. strange as it may seem. wearing heels and lippy dont make women lesser beings, it doesnt mean we have sold out to patriarchy, it means we want a shag, like all humans do.


I missed this when it came out a month or so ago. Beautiful bit of cut-right-through-the-bullshit writing. Nod

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:07 am

Shagging as baseline motivator... Well, maybe if we're talking about nightclub attire.

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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:00 pm

"I'll tell you guys now that if you want to write for the screen there is this actor and if you get him to read your lines it seems witty and smart and brilliant and his name — it's weird to say — it's Benedict Cumberbatch. Look him up. Swear to god, that kid is going places."
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Post by Eldorion on Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:47 am

Oh god, at least one of those Tolkien biopics is going to cast Cumberbatch, aren't they?
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Post by azriel on Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:03 am

He'll be cast as a young Tolkien during his early war years. Bogbrick Scramblypatch has played 1st world war officers before, plus he can do the "stiff upper lip" so I wouldnt be surprised Smile He's a very good actor I think, we need a well heeled Englishman to play a well spoken Englishman. Smile

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Post by Bluebottle on Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:38 pm

I always thought he would make a great young Tolkien, though I guess he's heading towards middle age to a degree now. Sofa

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