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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:18 pm

See? It is GREAT to have thread to feel free in! Go bananas, Norcie! - Amarie

Not sure what it proves either, fun is it is, but I suspect if I had responded to Figg's thread by spamming it with pictures of the Moff and vids, gifs and blogs full of how wonderful he is it would not have worked out any better.  Shrugging 

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Post by halfwise on Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:50 pm

But surely it's better than feeling pissed off about it?

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Post by halfwise on Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:52 pm

Radaghast wrote:
Norc wrote:u guys have no idea what you've done. you've given me a thread where i can shamelessly post benedict cumerbatch stuff Very Happy (like i know i sometimes spam the sherlock thread, but i do try to not ruin the thread, here, it's not a problem Very Happy )
Yeah, way to go, Halfwise! Your plan has clearly backfired!  :facepalm: Razz 

I do admit to feeling somewhat like a failure. But then again, I was trying to lock horns with Norc. I'd never be such a fool to think I'd have the energy to outlast her.

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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:52 pm

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:35 pm

Is that "Cumberlord of Cuteness" or "Cumber, Lord of Cuteness"?
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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:42 pm

duuno.
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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:43 pm

both have a nice ring to it.
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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:32 pm

This thread is great. Laughing  It epitomises so much of what this forum is about. (That would include me saying it is great, I guess. Shocked  )

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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)

Post by Norc on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:56 pm

this was the most appropriate thread i think...


so people say crayons are just for kids.. well i strongly disagree, the are immensely fun to draw with, only you can't really regret a line and there is a limit to how much crayon you can layer.... anyways... this was fun. (it kinda sucks, but still i am quite proud.. like, they're crayons!! Very Happy )


i should perhaps have spent more time on it, especially the shadow, there is something wrong with the angle..
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:23 am

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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)

Post by Norc on Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:27 am

*bows*
what can i say, i'm such a child.
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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)

Post by halfwise on Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:57 am

He's got no upper lip!  Shocked 

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Post by Norc on Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:58 am

what are u talking about yes he has!
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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)

Post by halfwise on Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:16 am

Well I think it's true of guys in general. We've got no swelling in the upper lip. Almost painted on. It's sort of like the face just ends abruptly where our lips should be. An argument for mustaches, I suppose.

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Post by azriel on Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:05 am

I like it Norc  Nod

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:20 am

Cumberbatch with a moustache please.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:21 am


Ahh, much better.

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Post by Norc on Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:38 am

how can Benedict have no upper lip!? at a time he was the Wikipedia definition of a cupid's bow!

that is a big kiss-able mouth:
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Post by halfwise on Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:25 am

http://cataclysm-x.deviantart.com/art/Tutorial-female-lips-105593236

Note the first thing he says is female lips are much fuller. (I don't see that he says a whole lot else of use except to do teeth with light lines only). In comparison male lips are just a gash in the face with some red etched in.

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Post by David H on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:12 pm

halfwise wrote:  In comparison male lips are just a gash in the face with some red etched in.


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Re: Benedict Cumberbatch is a Total Doofus (to annoy Norc)

Post by Norc on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:24 pm

well idk about you but i draw a lot and therefore i have a bad habbit of studying people's faces, so let me just confirm this:
guys have full lips
women have full lips
guys have thin lips
women have thin lips
guys have big lower lip and thin upper lip
women have big lower lip and thin upper lip
guys have a big upper lip and a thin lower lip
women have a big upper lip and a thin lower lip
guys have big mouths
women have big mouths
guys have small mouths
women have small mouths
some guy's lips dissappear when they get older
same goes for women. 
some women use botox
some guys use botox
all lips are different and the "fullness of the lip" has nothing to do with sex. like i got my lips from my dad Shrugging
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Post by halfwise on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:51 pm

No argument that artists have to see things as they are rather than as people think they are. I'll accept that I was wrong. But full lips are more expected for women, at least; even if not the reality.

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Post by Norc on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:55 pm

yeah, that is true that full lips are expected on women, but then we are talking about beauty standards and not really facts Wink
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:01 pm

Women make their lips fuller with makeup so the general impression is that women have fuller lips than men.
Its best not to look into the reasons why psychologists think women paint their lips red however- not if you ever have to kiss your granny at xmas again anyway  No 

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