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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:40 pm

fuck this.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
fuck my life.
fuck society.
fuck school.
fuck the teachers.
fuck chemistry.
fuck physics.
fuck fucking.
fuck særemne.
fuck lotr.
fuck saruman.
fuck the system.
fuck the internet.
fuck music.
fuck violin.
fuck everything.
fuck your mother.
fuck satan's wrinkled asshole.
fuck my life.
fuck homework.
fuck essays.
fuck tests.
fuck grades.
fuck assholes.
fuck shitty friends.
fuck lousy friends.
fuck fake friends.
fuck everyone.
fuck the future. 
fuck yourself.
fuck horses.
fuck cars.
fuck furniture.
fuck backpacks.
fuck back-pain.
fuck cake. 
fuck wine.
fuck birthday-parties.
fuck
just fuck.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:41 pm

"fuck your mother"

 Shocked I dont think thats very good advice!!!  No 

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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:42 pm

mordi.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:49 pm

I didnt know you were a Counterstrike player!

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Post by Norc on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:50 pm

faen ta alt.
faen ta søvn.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:51 pm

Bad day? Try some buckie  Twisted Evil drunken 

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Post by Bluebottle on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:53 pm

Haha, I love you. You're great. Very Happy 

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Post by Orwell on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:58 pm

Ah! Teenage angst! Try reading Sylvia Plath's journals, Norc. I am doing so at the moment. She was an absolutely phenomenal talent! I think in some ways she was older at 18 than I am at 55.  Shocked 

Joking aside, truly amazing stuff! I'm going to read her poetry and the Bell Jar once I've finished reading her journals.

(Reading her makes me feel like I'm a precocious teenage girl all over again -- I'd totally forgotten that time in my life!)

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Post by David H on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:06 am

Norc wrote:fuck horses.

 Suspect Evil or Very Mad Suspect 
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Post by Orwell on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:08 am

  I'm not sure that's legal even with consent. Suspect


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Post by Mrs Figg on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:08 am

hmm I dont know about fucking cake, unless its seed cake with bits that get between your teeths, in which case fuck that cake good and proper.  Very Happy 

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Post by Ringdrotten on Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:17 am

Norc wrote:fuck this.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
fuck my life.
fuck society.
fuck school.
fuck the teachers.
fuck chemistry.
fuck physics.
fuck fucking.
fuck særemne.
fuck lotr.
fuck saruman.
fuck the system.
fuck the internet.
fuck music.
fuck violin.
fuck everything.
fuck your mother.
fuck satan's wrinkled asshole.
fuck my life.
fuck homework.
fuck essays.
fuck tests.
fuck grades.
fuck assholes.
fuck shitty friends.
fuck lousy friends.
fuck fake friends.
fuck everyone.
fuck the future. 
fuck yourself.
fuck horses.
fuck cars.
fuck furniture.
fuck backpacks.
fuck back-pain.
fuck cake. 
fuck wine.
fuck birthday-parties.
fuck
just fuck.

Now, why didn't I read this yesterday when I could've used a post like this? Very Happy

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Post by Tinuviel on Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:54 am

Preach Norc, preach  F You 

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Post by RA on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:45 am

Norc wrote:fuck yourself.
 Crying or Very sad  but, why?

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Post by halfwise on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:15 pm

It's not quite the "I have a Dream" speech, but it kind of sticks with you.  Very Happy 

I've realized if you invert the words you get a whole different sensation from it:

"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."

Sort of builds rhythmically.  But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:

"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck."

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:43 pm

"I've realized if you invert the words you get a whole different sensation from it:

"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."

Sort of builds rhythmically. But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:

"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck."Very Happy "- Halfwise



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Post by Norc on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:55 pm

oh yess Wink
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Post by Bluebottle on Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:00 pm

Norc wrote:fuck this.

Ah, yes. Winston Churchill.  Very Happy 

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