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Post by Norc on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:15 am

it'll probably be a shit film but.. the pun though Very Happy
empire wrote:As the release date for Darren Aronofsky's Noah approaches, the whole Biblical flood thing is beginning to feel less like cinema and more like daily reality for much of the UK. Still, assuming you still have power and aren't up to your knees in rainwater, please enjoy this new international poster for the film.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:26 am

Laughing I cant see UK cinema goers rushing to pay to see more rain!!

And I wonder if they got the Ark the right shape? Round.

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Post by Norc on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:32 am

i feel i am going to regret this, but why is the arc round?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:39 am

They recently discovered the earliest version of the Flood story on an ancient tablet in Iraq from about 4000 years ago (the bible version is roughly from about the 9th century BC at the earliest)- it has the description of the ark which was just a huge coracle (a primitive but very effective round boat) with partitions like the spokes of a wheel.

Heres a coracle as they were normally sized -



And heres an artists impression of the one described in the newly discovered text-


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Post by Norc on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:41 am

"here's an artist's impression" Laughing i was expecting like a painting..


but isn't a round boat thing hard to navigate?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:44 am

Well even in the Bible version they dont navigate- everywhere is under water, so they just float, and when the water recedes they end up on top of a mountain- so steering wasnt important.

But if you wanted to steer it youd need a bloody massive paddle!  Shocked 

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:45 am

Who's the poor unlucky so & so thats gotta clear up 10 tons of animal shat, 100 gallons of wee & 10 tons of vomit from bewildered sea sick animals ? And who had to stop one species eating the other ? & how did animals that need to live in water, (or partially) cope ?

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:46 am

Id like to 'sea' that film but, I have a terror of water, especially the sea & break out with asthma  pale

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Post by Norc on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:49 am

i think this noah fellow just exaggerated.. a bit..








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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:51 am

who had to stop one species eating the other ? & how did animals that need to live in water, (or partially) cope ?- Azriel


Well, if I were to venture forth a theory it would be they didnt Azriel, assuming its based on an element of truth- a very large localised flooding of the Mesopotamian region (which did happen) and someone did make a huge coracle-  then I suspect originally they took their household, whatever animals they had and whatever grain they had, and over the years and it getting mythologised it became every creature on the planet- which is obviously ludicrous unless they were advanced aliens preserving animals via eggs and sperm, then you could maybe get them all on and no shit to worry about  Very Happy (does beg the question why would advanced aliens build a wooden boat but hey ho, its no less likely than the Noah story, actually its more likely than the Noah story!)



Love that whole routine of Gervais, the whole show is worth a watch  Very Happy

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:53 am

Just pointing out the flaws  Laughing

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:59 am

lol! Great sketch Norc, good old Rickaaaaaaaaay !

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Post by Bluebottle on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:11 pm

One can get quite a shock if one actually sits down with ones Bible. As one realizes that God was so fed up with humans that he decided to commit geniocide by chapter 7. Kiling of everyone but his friend Noah. Shocked 

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:15 pm

Mmm, to fickle this God geezer  Wink quite truculent at times. going by some of the antics in the Bible one would question whether he had a mental health issue ??  Shrugging  oh blimey ! thats gonna stir up a hornets nest  pale

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Post by feanor 1999 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:19 pm

Boots,

All you have to remember, is that when you're a 'God' (or in your case, Goddess),you can do anything. At any time. to any body. And believe me, not even Anglican Bishops understand that.

Right, I'm off see you later !

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:22 pm


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:53 pm

If a cat could smite, it definitely would  Nod

(love the Poe quote)

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:54 pm

I know !!! Ive got 4 of the buggers !  Very Happy

{{{ I feel the Poe quote was apt....for ME anyhow  cyclops  Laughing }}}

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Post by feanor 1999 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:26 pm

Oh Boots...

Smite me ! smite me !

(Is that a stick of rock that kitten's holding ?)

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:27 pm

90's cat- its got a glowstick  Very Happy (And its eyes look wired)

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Post by feanor 1999 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:30 pm

Agree about the eyes, but a glowstick ? ? ?

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:34 pm


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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:38 pm


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:39 pm

Agree about the eyes, but a glowstick ? ? ?- Feanor

Never go clubbing in the 90's?



Coming home of a morning with a glowstick a head full of stims and a nonstop moving jaw!?

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:43 pm

Not knowing where you got the glo-stick ? not knowing what you drunk ? not knowing who you are ?............... & jaw not stopping !

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