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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 01, 2014 8:30 pm

Shocked Bugger. Hope you were nowhere near that Eldo!  pale 

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 9:25 pm

er mer gerd! D:

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 10:24 pm

ok. so night to first of may. it was great. i have only one story to tell u guys about, i was taking the bus from where the "russ-baptismen-thing" was (where u get your russ-name) into town. the idea was to go to one of the two clubs 18-year olds are allowed into, the one i didn't have to have a pre-bought pass to, and meet up with my sister and her boyfriend. anyway. so we took the bus and it was crammed. like.. you wouldn't believe it. like as many people in it as possbile. i was sitting on a friends lap. and it was super noisy because everyone was blowing their whistles and playing music from their phones and shouting, telling people to shut up and just "woohoo-ing". poor bus-driver. anyway. so my friends suddenly pokes me and says that the dude standing right next to where we sat had his cock out and that someone els (another dude) was holding it. she was like omg, is he being jacked off by someone els, on a bus filled to the bursting point?! we were like ewww and tried to look away but he was like facing us and staring at us and the minute before he was poitning at me and well... weird shit. but anyway. he started peeing. a lot. while someone else was holding his dick. he almost peed on my friend!!! and no one but we saw it. and my friend was like "have you no shame fuck off fuck face" but he just answered that this was his life choice and don't judge the way he lived his life.... omg.. so we waited until everyone (almost) had gotten off and climbed the best we could out of the bus without stepping in pee.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 01, 2014 10:26 pm

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by bungobaggins on Thu May 01, 2014 10:32 pm

jesus...

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 10:33 pm

no, figg, i don't have a picture of a dude urinating on the bus. no.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 01, 2014 10:36 pm

Hold on was he pissing or jacking off in public? Because both are unacceptable, but one is way worse than the other (speaking as someone coming from an alcohol heavy culture where getting caught short can happen!)

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 10:38 pm

he was pissing. we thought he was jacking off first, but he started to pee instead. jacking off may have been his intention at first thoguh...


peeing in public.. is that illegal? woops... i guess it's ok if no one sees u Razz at least i hope no one did.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 01, 2014 10:51 pm

Its illegal here, usually just a night in the cells and a fine if your not aggressive with it.
Normally even drunks try to be somewhat discreet- do it in say a nice big cranberry field out the way.  Twisted Evil 
Whipping it out on a crowded public bus is not normal under any circumstances.  Mad

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 10:54 pm

no i fucking now, it was gross as hell! and then afterwards he wanted to talk to us and ew...

i guess peeing in public is ok if it is not in someone's garden or on the buss.. we found a discreet place...

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 01, 2014 11:12 pm

if he was drunk then things like that are normal, but if he was sober and weird, somebody should have told the bus driver. He could do it a lot and stuff like that needs nipping in the bud.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu May 01, 2014 11:14 pm

Take it from a drunk- taking your manhood out in front of a bunch of people on a bus- particularly young women and doing anything with it, even just peeing is way, way off base. Should have been reported regardless.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Mrs Figg on Thu May 01, 2014 11:18 pm

Norc if you see this bloke again stay as far away from him as possible, dont make eye contact, and if you get on the bus and he is on it sit near the driver.
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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Thu May 01, 2014 11:59 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:if he was drunk then things like that are normal, but if he was sober and weird, somebody should have told the bus driver. He could do it a lot and stuff like that needs nipping in the bud.
he was drunk. and even though if i felt the need to tell the busdrived (which i didn't, he would probably have stopped and ordered everyone off and i didn't feel like walking to town, it was snowing) the bus was so crammed i couldn't.

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Post by Norc on Fri May 02, 2014 12:02 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Take it from a drunk- taking your manhood out in front of a bunch of people on a bus- particularly young women and doing anything with it, even just peeing is way, way off base. Should have been reported regardless.
yeah, i know. it's not ok. it was weird and uncomfortable and he was nasty and nope.. fuck that. 

Mrs FIgg wrote:Norc if you see this bloke again stay as far away from him as possible, dont make eye contact, and if you get on the bus and he is on it sit near the driver.

i feel i have to explain a bit more. the guy was my age and the bus was filled with people my age and everyone was drunk and loud, because all the third years (seniors) are celebrating the end of school. 

and yes, i would stay away from him, if i can remember his face.

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Post by David H on Fri May 02, 2014 12:03 am

Not OK! As far as I'm concerned you'd be entirely within your rights to take off your shoe, and hit his offending member HARD while yelling at the top of your lungs about the creepy pervert.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri May 02, 2014 12:05 am

Yup should do it in a field like a proper drunk  Twisted Evil drunken 

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by Norc on Fri May 02, 2014 12:15 am

David H wrote:Not OK!  As far as I'm concerned you'd be entirely within your rights to take off your shoe, and hit his offending member HARD while yelling at the top of your lungs about the creepy pervert.
1. i was in no position to take of my shoes because i was too squeesed
2. i could have hit him yes, in fact the girl he was almost peeing on is a black-belt, but then he would have fallen and most definitely have peed everywhere.
3. no way i would have been able to yell over that noise.

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Re: Tales of Home [5]

Post by David H on Fri May 02, 2014 12:16 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
do it in say a nice big cranberry field out the way.  Twisted Evil 

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Post by Norc on Fri May 02, 2014 12:23 am

4. never sideways in a downhill (girls)
5. never against strong wind (guys)

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Post by David H on Fri May 02, 2014 12:29 am

6. at the base of the bush, not on the leaves.

7. not in the campfire

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri May 02, 2014 1:05 am

7. not in the campfire- Dave

Yeah, smell of heated up urine  No 

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Post by halfwise on Fri May 02, 2014 4:04 am

I do have to reiterate, if you ever come to new york, plan very carefully to arrive right after a hard rain. Smells nicer.

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Post by bungobaggins on Fri May 02, 2014 4:43 am

A gif of that sinkhole in Baltimore.  pale 


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Post by Eldorion on Fri May 02, 2014 6:01 am

bungobaggins wrote:Saw about this on reddit, happened in Baltimore, hoping it's not near you Eldo.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2014/04/30/major-sinkhole-involving-several-cars-opens-at-26th-street/

Thanks for your concern, everyone! Fortunately that wasn't near to me, though it was only two blocks away from a good friend's house. (Thankfully they weren't involved.) I was relieved to read that no one was hurt in the incident, but it's pretty terrifying. My first thought when seeing the photo was that it might have been a sinkhole, but it sounds like the side of a trench collapsed. I say trench, but these things are at least 20 feet deep and 40 feet across. They run between streets, below street level but open to the sky except when passing under roads, to allow train traffic through heavily built-up areas.
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