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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:13 am

I think I'll sneak off to bed before I get caught in the crossfire Laughing You make sure that you put Petty straight again, Pretty! I must say those flowers and the silly smile on his face were disturbing Shocked

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:15 am

Fair enough, your look out sis.

(SMACK>BANG> THUMP>)

But if you are going to fight me, here on my own turf, don't do it below my tree where a large and fully laden barrel of buckie on a rope is an excellent defence. Oh dear, out cold, she looks almost sweet when her mouth can't talk.
Right I think this river goes past the Dark Planet, eventually.

(SPLASH)

Later sis. Thinking she could beat me, the crabbit meister, on my own patch. Dear oh dear. Mad

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Baingil on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:16 am

Ringdrotten wrote:I must say those flowers and the silly smile on his face were disturbing Shocked

I thought they were rather amusing, but the fight is amusing too, so it's all fine with me. Very Happy

Aaaand the fight goes to Petty! Unless Pretty is harder headed than we suspect. Laughing
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:17 am

Hmm, sure that was such a good idea, Petty? Better pay the Planet a visit tomorrow, and see if she's stranded there.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:21 am

Don't worry about Pretty, she's an expert at waking up without an idea of how she got there or what happened and landing on her feet, or more ususally a bed. This was just a bit of family banter, you should see the serious rows. Got to admit though I do feel worse, which is good. I need some buckie for some odd reason I smell of flowers. Can't stand flowers. And heres a handy barrel of buckie right here, slightly dented. drunken

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:23 am

And once again there was peace in Forumshire Very Happy

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Baingil on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:33 am

For a few minutes.
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:25 am

I think I know why Petty feels such animosity for the fairer sex, now. Laughing
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Mirabella on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:28 am

(((((Oh Pretty.... I should ever like to meet you... if only I could do so without Lesbo knowing....)))))
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:26 pm

"I think I know why Petty feels such animosity for the fairer sex"

My relationhip with Pretty has always been like that- every time we have to get together for a family function or just casually meet we end up knocking lumps out of each other- its wonderful, thankyou sis. Sad

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:53 pm

Awesome avatar, Petty Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:03 pm

Thanks (inspired of course by Saradoc's) just giving a more Scotsdale tweak to it-this should do it.

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:52 pm

Perfect Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:20 pm

I didn't know that the Tyrant family was almost as interesting as the Banks family! Very Happy I hope that Pretty will post more often so we can see more sibling love. Razz
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Tinuviel on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:34 pm

It's the best kind clown

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:48 pm

No its not- I've had to sit on a block of ice for the last day and a half. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Orwell on Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:33 am

There would be some who say one gets what one deserves in life, Petty. Very Happy

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Post by Squach on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:29 pm

This sums up Pettys affection for buckie!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:58 pm

It is a love/hate thing with the buckie. I love it and hate not having it! Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:07 pm

I would hate to see Petty deprived of his precioussssssssssssssssss buckie. I'm not sure what he might do then. Laughing
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Post by Baingil on Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:46 pm

Eldorion wrote:I would hate to see Petty deprived of his precioussssssssssssssssss buckie. I'm not sure what he might do then. Laughing

He'd go find more buckie, of course.
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Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:57 pm

Oh yeah, duh. Razz Laughing
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Post by Tinuviel on Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:37 am

It would be like seeing Jack Sparrow sober. It's just so out of character!!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:42 am

There's that word again...'sober'...its not in any Scotsdale dictionaries. study

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Post by Eldorion on Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:55 am

Tinuviel wrote:It would be like seeing Jack Sparrow sober. It's just so out of character!!

Why is the buckie always gone? Sad
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