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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:35 am

'rabble-rousing and yellow journalism a point of pride now'- Eldo

Yes if it puts the sales of DP up, more sales = more buckie. (This is of course means not to expect to much of the next issue in terms of jornalism, I suspect it might be back to just muckraking you will be glad to know Eldo).

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:50 am

I wish I could say I was surprised at where the values of Scotshobbits lie, but no. Evil or Very Mad The DP could actually amount to something if its editors were not always raving drunk. Very Happy
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:07 am

Well the last issue was under a new temporary editor, what with Orif on leave following the Sherriff's enquiry-that was terrible for him, it was so bad he took to not drinking! Shocked That might explain the attempt at something approaching actual journalism in this one, it'll never last though, Orif's due back and he's been in the Anti-Priory for a month so should be back to his old drunken self again I'm sure.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:09 pm

Oh joy. Laughing There goes my hope for respectable journalism becoming the rule of the day. Razz
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Squach on Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:40 pm

When is the next edition of the purist coming out? I have been noticing the lack of funny newspapers! Mad

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:43 pm

There were new editions of the Purist and State News just yesterday! Very Happy Look at the end of the first page of this thread. Wink
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Squach on Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:41 pm

OH!!! didn't see that, sorry.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by odo banks on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:02 am

You clearly need to have a "sensible" read, Squatch, so try THE TALE OF RASPBERRY SQUASH on the Fiction Threads. You may even learn something! Mad

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Squach on Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:45 pm

Thanks, but i have already read it. ((((((Plotting Revenge!!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil ))))))

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by odo banks on Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:44 am

Revenge is often sweet, for raspberries! Suspect

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Amarië on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:30 am

Resistance is futile! You will be assim... Oooops, wrong speach. *cough* Here it is, yes, Give peace a chance!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:32 am

Loving the avatar Amarië. lol!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:09 pm

lol!

Glad to see you posting some more, Amarie! Very Happy
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Orwell on Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:10 pm

I suspect Amarie that you are a kindred spirit --- or a terrorist from the Darl Planet Underground, and if so, more cunning than Petty, who it is rumoured to be a staunch Tolkien Liberal and not in the least crabbit. Something Odo suggested. Actually, he didn't say where his "tip-off" came from, so don't know if the original source was iffy...

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:22 pm

"who it is rumoured to be a staunch Tolkien Liberal and not in the least crabbit"- Orwell

Mr Odo Banks is in serious danger of finding out just how crabbit I can become!! Evil or Very Mad Be warned I have friends in high places (well its the NotP so I have friends in low places, but friends none the less!)

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Baingil on Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:50 am

lol!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Amarië on Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:27 am

I am indeed a kindred spirit. Pay no attention to the fact that that is exactly what a sneaky underground terrorist spy from the Dark Planet would say. Cool

... and now Petty put Garth Brooks in my head. "... where the whiskey drows and beer chases my bluuuues awaaaaaay."

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:50 pm

For some strange reason I inspire thoughts of alcoholism. Can't imagine why!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:52 pm

Perhaps because buckie is the only coolant that can calm the crabbit-meter? Here to help! Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:08 am

mnnnn? Not sure if it cools it or fuels it really. Depends how crabbit I am before I start.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:12 am

Does this fellow drunken look crabbit to you? Razz
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:58 am

Yeah but thats only because there isn't an angry drunken emoticon smashing its head of a wall I can use!

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Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:11 pm

lol!
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Saradoc on Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:16 pm

There should so be a mutant rabbit/crab emoticon on here that bears a striking resemblance to Peter Jackson topless walking along the beach...now that would be a cool emoticon!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:55 pm

I always heard that "crabbit" is just short for "crap rabbit"*, but your idea would probably make a better emoticon. Laughing

* That one's for you, Petty. Razz
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